Thanks for starting a new torturing thread.

*pulls out badminton racket, baseball bat, golf club...*

Hmm...okay, let's be totally evil. *pulls out syringe and bottle of Mystery Drug* Okay, let's pull up about 1mL. *injects Tess* Good, good. Now, Tess, this will paralyze all your muscles, but you'll still feel pain. Which means when I cut you open, you'll feel it, but you can't move or yell. *evil grin* Gotta love neuroleptanalgesics. They're long out of use for good reasons, which makes them excellent for torturing people.

Great ideas guys! I heard of this thing where they inject air into your blood and the person slowly dies.

Then, her face would turn into a blob of, well thing...

Only in hypothetical situations, like torturing Tess, am I sick and twisted like that.

And to truly branch out into the realm of Not Real, I'll drag her to the Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth and let the mini balrogs play with her and pratice their fangirl tackling techniques on her. And when she's beat into a pulp, they can eat her.

Boy, we ARE violent when it comes to Tess. Wonder what the Hussies will say if they saw all this. Probably blow their heads off with anger.

Okay, Zooks. Let's chop her hand *brings out knife, and starts sharpening them.*

Sure! Two sharp knifes, coming right up.

That anie is so adorable, Angel!

I'm glad you guys liked it