Max!



I swear, I didn't put him up to this

what's this? I thought 'ground zero' was a max/maria favored theme?

Heather, it is!



ROTFLMAO!

Okay, now I'm going to be laughing all day. Too funny!

(Hey, Your the one with that damn Polar thread over there. It started it first, btw.)

See? Sassy understands. Polarism = And if you go over to the Polar thread, you'll see why it exists at all. Since it is being used against me and my other half, though, I think Spicy and me will have to reconsider the guidelines of modding this forum: no Unconventional Couples threads... they just lead to aching stomachs...

Oh, and one more thing:
Glad to entertain. :galre I'm still not amused, but do you care? Nope.

Sas, you can go to the Polar thread alright, no worries. Right now, it basically consists of the same discussion as in here - Max is making fun of Stalker because she needed to open a new thread given that she closed the old one, while Michael is pissed because there is GZ action going on behind his back again and he has nothing to do with all that Polar conspiracy stuff...

Objectively speaking, I can see Maria and Max as a couple, if circumstances were accordingly. Now, Michael and Liz, as a couple... Nope. I can't see any situation at all where that would be believable. I think they could be good friends (well, in case Michael ever learns to add the word "friends" to his vocabulary), but never a couple. They just don't match like that.

Absolutely!

CANDY FOREVER!

Okay, Michael just threatens to go Polar without considering what Maria will think about it? Well, then, fine!

And about that list... it doesn't matter because the only things on that list consist of showing Michael sexy black undies and getting hitched while plastered... Maria confessed this while she was... um... "under the weather" (remember?) so he knows all about it. Although Max was the first to see The List.



Can you believe what Michael's thinking of doing?!

Okay, hold on everybody.

michael isn't thinking of doing anything, okay? he's so damn adorable it even hurts to hear you guys talk about him like that.

And Maria - I wonder why Michael is supposed to talk to Maria about the Polar stuff...last time I checked your post up there, it said "MAx, I love you", and Michael was nowhere to be seen. I believe he will be running off with Stalker really soon if you keep being so lovely.

Maxwell - Bit hypocritical of you, huh? Wasn't it the other way round? You went playing with Maria, and when I dared to point that one out, I was hallucinating, and imagining things. Uh-huh. And now it's all my fault. I don't like you when you do that, Max, I really don't.

Think faster. In fact, I didn't know there was anything to think about.

Yes, he's right. Nothing has happened yet. But with all of these things I'm hearing that could be going on behind my back, I'm not so sure it should remain as "nothing's happened."