Courtesy & Credit to Fraz over on FF~

Originally posted by Fraz:
This is the transcript for the next new Buffy and Roswell commercial I thought you all might get a chuckle out of it...LOL
These will start running next week this is the 60 second spot.

UPN TUESDAY LINE UP

UPN PRESENTS “MY BOYFRIENDS BACK” TUESDAY!
WITH ALL NEW EPISODES OF
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AND ROSWELL…
(SFX: Swoosh)
FIRST, BUFFY'S OLD FLAME RETURNS…
“Riley…It's you. You're here.”
“I need you Buffy.”
AND HE'S GOT A SECRET…
“Something's come up something big. We don't have much time you understand?”
“Not a word you've said so far.”
THAT WILL SLAY YOU
“Are you ready for this?”
(Music Stop)
“Yes, please.”
MARC BLUCAS GUEST STARS AS RILEY
ON AN ALL NEW BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER…
THEN ON ROSWELL…
“Max is dead.”
“What?”
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND
COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD…
“Max! What's going on Max?”
AND WANTS TO KILL YOU?
“Just go away.”
(Music Stop)
FIGHT LIKE HELL
(SFX: Window Breaking)
IT'S AN ALL NEW EPISODE
THAT WILL KEEP YOU SCREAMING UNTIL THE VERY END!
(SFX: Scream)
UPN PRESENTS “MY BOYFRIENDS BACK” TUESDAY
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
FOLLOWED BY ROSWELL