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Okaaaaay...now that I'm finally done with looking through all the old topics to make sure I won't double-post (btw sorry for posting on old topics...I just had to give my opinions - I really need to get a life, discussing Roswell is basically my only occupation right now  ).. What do you think is the best quote ever? As in a) funniest quote? and b) most romantic quote? I'm quite undecided yet, I have several options (esp. for b)): a) Kyle: "Hey, you know that King-thing tattoo on Michael's chest? [..] Wouldn't it be great if Michael got an I'm-eternally-sorry-tattoo instead and just flashed it every half-an-hour regardless? (then there's THE face...I just LMAO seeing it) Saves time, cuts stress!" [from Crash] b) Michael (the classic quote  ): "Maybe because I love you too much." [Destiny]; alternative would be: "I want you to see me." [Departure] but I also love this one: Max: (Liz: "Why?") "It was you." or: Liz: "I never got to thank you...for saving my life." Max: "Thank *you*." [Pilot] Any opinions?
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Okay  ...forget it  ... after all those topics I've been checking to make sure not to repeat it I somehow missed the posts an the Get-up-bitch-topic where you guys quoted *exactly* those lines I've been quoting above...  Sorry...
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That's okay Stalker...I completely forgot about that topic! LOL I guess one of my favorite quotes beside the ones you posted is in my sig... There are just too many to choose from. But I love that quote about Michael and the tatoo! 
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I will just name a few funny ones... I can't pick just one! Michael: All hail the Christmas Nazi. Isabel: Hi Michael. Shut up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michael: You know, that Maria girl. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maria: Are you okay? Liz: Yeah, why? Maria: You're making a cottage cheese milkshake ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Liz: Okay, umm, we have a Saturn Rings and a Galaxy Sub, hold the Max  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maria: Okay. I've got ginko, bee pollen, echinacea, C, D, E, calcium, St. John's wort, and Pamprin. What? I was dating Michael Guerin. (damn straight, girl!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (And for my favorite romantic quote...) Michael: I want you to see me. I'll have to think of some more...
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Ooh, there are so many . . . How am I ever gonna choose! I loved the one Liz said at the end of Graduation! It just makes me want to cry everytime I hear it. Bawl! And I haven't even watched it yet! The proposal scene was great too. " Then we'll take those 12 days and we'll live 12 lifetimes. Liz Parker. Will you marry me?" How romantic is that?
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Michael: All hail the Christmas Nazi.
Isabel: Hi Michael. Shut up.
Spicy - you're sooo right, I totally forgot that one! I  Michael when he's so direct...  Dreambehr: quote you laughed most about?
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I dunno. It's hard to pick a quote.
I dunno. It's hard to pick one. But the most romantic quote would be when Max said I forgot what episode (Yeah I know shame on me) It was you
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I thought of a few more funny ones... Maria: Um, your dress is in Florida.. Isabel: What?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michael: (in response to Isabel)... and he passed! Because I knew he would pass! I told Max-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michael: (in response to Max's reaction to his yearbook "alien" picture) Mine sucks too
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Most romantic had to of been the whole " your my destiny, whether I die now or.." Max saying to Liz And sooo many funny ones.. but loved the one when Kyle was on the phone with Jesse and Jesse hung up on him and Kyle goes " He did not just hang up on me"
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Oh and Stalker congrats on your new drink!
Jennifer, thanks a lot! I just remembered, i d the one in "I Married an Alien" where Michael is playing golf and Phillip Evans tells him to stick to them cause he's "not an official member of the Glenhills Country Club" and Michael is like: "Cool. Are we playing for money, or what?" LMAO! Actually the beginning of IMaA is fantastic: Michael: Oh, Nickelodeon is having a marathon of "Bewitched", my weekend's set. Isabel: Who are you and what have you done to Michael? Max:It's the whole Maria-thing. [...] (to Michael) It's getting pathetic. Michael: This is the one where Samantha turns Darren into a goose. It's good. Max: You need a hobby, man. [...Jesse comes back and M and M have to change the wall's color back:] Max: No no, that's wrong, it's a Navajo-white, that is more ...egg-shell!" Michael: And I'm the one who needs a hobby?!
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Max: No no, that's wrong, it's a Navajo-white, that is more ...egg-shell!"
Michael: And I'm the one who needs a hobby?!
Oh dear god! I just sat here LMAO after remembering that one! Good choice! 
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Ooh I remembered a funny quote... went along the lines of this Oh yeah it's from that episode... oh god my memories forsaken me... the one where Max, Liz, Maria, Sean and Amy are held hostage by Brody. Michael: I think Vegas loosened him up Isabel: Michael, the guy irons his pants (They were talking about Max) Oh and the one where Maria calls Liz and Liz asks Michael what does he think she said and Michael's all like. I don't really listen to her when she's talking. And Isabel goes Yeah me too. Laughing my ass off through out that entire scene.
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Ooh I remembered another funny quote I figured I d better come prepared before ya'll shoot me... so I remembered the episode and even copied and pasted the conversation... Eppie is: HOw the OTher HAlf LIves. MARIA: Oh! By the way, Meredith and Bobby are EVIL. They're EE-VIL! They PAID Pinecrest to keep Laurie out of their hair. Can you believe they would ruin her life so that they could live here like rich bastards? MICHAEL: Shallow, shallow people. [As Carmen comes from behind with the phone on a silver platter for Michael] MARIA: Mm-hmm. MICHAEL: Carmen. [Turns then just in time to see her] I think it's kind of a Braveheart night, and tell the kitchen we'll be ready to dine at about 7. CARMEN: Yes sir. This one is for you sir. [Placing the phone before him] MICHAEL: [Reaching for the phone] Thank you. [Into the phone] Hello? [Intercut with scenes of the gang at Frazier Woods] MAX: [Off-screen] Michael, it's Max. [As Tess and Liz continue digging] The crystals can't live without oxygen. MICHAEL: [Off-screen] Okay. MAX: That's how we can stop it. MICHAEL: Well, I got a newsflash for you Maxwell. There are no crystals around here. MAX: So Laurie's safe? MICHAEL: She's under my constant watch. I'm not even sleeping. [Off-screen] How are things with you? MAX: Tired. It's been a long couple of days. MICHAEL: Yeah, tell me about it. [Carmen approaches with the DVD player] MAX: [Off-screen] It's been raining pretty hard here. MICHAEL: [To Carmen as he takes the player] Thank you. MAX: [Off-screen] Morale's a little low. MICHAEL: Ah...Max, I gotta take another patrol round the perimeter... MAX: [Off-screen] Talk later. MICHAEL: Okay. [Hangs up, then turns around] Oh, Carmen. Can I get some iced tea please? [Indicating to Maria] For the both of us? [Michael and Maria settle sown to watch the DVD]
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the one where Max, Liz, Maria, Sean and Amy are held hostage by Brody.
- that would be off the menu - it's good to see that other people keep forgetting episode-names, too, cause I so suck at remebering them... . By the way: that Michael-thing hwere he says he never really listens to Maria speaking - I had totally forgotten about that one, it's hilarious! Good choice. And the scene you picked from HtOHL: I the Shallow-shallow-people-thing! LMAO! P.S.: Had to edit this to tell you I your signature, Angel!
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Alien Stalker- thanks... I'd actually forgotten I had a sig there.
Ooh it's good to know I'm not the only one forgetting about Episode names. I thought since I kept forgetting 'em, you'd all just band together and decide to shoot me for being so lousy at rememberin' names, but cool, I'm not the only one.
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Bunniefuu- Oh my gosh, I so agree with you. I loved that 'I love you' speech in Destiny and Kyle saying," Hello, Jesse. Jesse. You did not just do that." Kyle cracks me up so much!
I also liked the one where Tess pulled his boxers and said, "Calvin Klein. I approve." And this one,"Can't you breast feed?" I don't know why, but I liked the one that Michael said in Ch-ch-changes, " Do I have to smack some sense into you right now? I've got a shovel here, I'll do it!"
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I like this one from "A Tale of Two Parties."
MARIA: So, wait a minute. My New Year's eve isn't being ruined by some life-threatening, hot flash alien disease. It's because Michael's drunk?
MAX: I think the alcohol affected his senses. Some sort of sensory overload. Everything's too bright, too loud.
MARIA: So, I guess the search for enigma's over.
MAX: No, it's still early. He could just-
MICHAEL: eww, what's that stench? Is that you?
MARIA: I don't have a stench.
MAX: It might be your perfume.
MICHAEL: Smells like road kill.
MARIA: It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.
MICHAEL: It still stinks.
MARIA: You know, you're an ass, man!
MICHAEL: Aah!
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I liked one in EOTW where Liz knocks on the door and Kyle goes running and says something along hte lines of... "What did you sense that I was experiencing some actual joy?"
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