Well, it just makes me sad that you two would plot against me and steal my man from me...

And Jason?

Well, didn't you ever question why not?
I mean maybe he is straying on you. Or maybe has stolen him.

Yeah... she did?!

I can't help it, though... I'm obsessed. Last night I started crying during Final Destination when the plane exploded because Bren was on it...

I just didn't think it was fair, you know what I mean?

Nope, he doesn't come to me. If he did, I would tell you. I only have Bren... I'd like it to stay that way. Mine

Yeah, the only reason I rented it was for Brendan's cameos... I kept pausing it every two seconds, and uttering "sexy..." about twelve times. Then I paused it when he was on the plane, and... let me just say... "hands..."

Yes, I have seen The Forsaken! I recorded it the first time I saw it, but my ex-friend's VCR ate the tape! So, naturally, I have to get it on DVD. It's an okay plot and everything, but Brendan was AMAZING. I mean, seriously... hands, arms, lips, voice, hair (too bad I didn't get to see his feet), sexiness everywhere MINE...

Hey, Bren's a god, too, he's just MY god

What?! Just look at Bunnie, pretending she's keeping an acceptable level of sanity here... I seem to recall a time when you had "I've been diagnosed with Vaughnism and Behrism. Yes, I understand it's a sickness" in your sig. Or not? HUH?

I'm with Jen and Cory...oy!

Michael the God, Brendan the God...there's alot of gods around here! Thus the head shaking!

And you guys think Bunnie and I have issues!