Guess its about time I contribute here. Its so hard because there are so many classic lines.

How about:

Liz from the pilot: VOICE-OVER: I could feel everything he was feeling. I could feel his loneliness. For the first time I was really seeing Max Evans, I saw me as he saw me, and the amazing thing was, in his eyes, I was beautiful.

VOICE-OVER: Max Evans has put a force on me. It's like my whole life changed in an instant. It's just so ironic that when something like this finally happened to me, it was with an alien.

ALEX: Well, frankly it's vague. I mean, everything needs to be put through the Maria filter.

How about:

Classic Maria:

TMA: MARIA: The point is that we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Bad Czechoslovakians? We don't know. Are they just random Czechoslovakians? For all we know, they don't have their passports.

MARIA: Mustn't? When have you ever said "mustn't"? Look, we need someone with a little perspective. OK, there's all this stuff happening, and it's dangerous. The other day the Sheriff asked me all these questions. And now we have this Topolsky person poking around. You know, that's what they do. They send special government task forces. Alien hunters. And suddenly, we're like, accessories to Czechoslovakians. We need Alex in on this.

(Liz points to Alex who is in another area of the quad talking to some girls and trying to impress them with this double-jointed arm trick he can do.)

MARIA: Admittedly, he's not James Bond, but he's all we've got right now.

MARIA: The Eraser Room does two things: cleans erasers and takes our innocence. Do you know what I mean by "takes our innocence," Liz? The Eraser Room has taken some of the best of us.

And this cute scene:

LIZ: So were you like green?

MAX: Green?

LIZ: Before you took human form, were you 3 feet tall and green and slimy? (laughs, embarrassed). You know, I'm very sorry for asking you that. It's Maria's question.

MAX: No, we just always looked like this. Except for the, uh, third eye. (Max looks down at the ground as Liz casually looks over at him. Max then leans over as if to tie his shoelace and Liz leans forward staring at the back of Max's head. Max peeks over and sees Liz looking at his head.) Kidding!

LIZ: Yeah, I knew you were kidding. (Laughs and playfully shoves him.) You're such a jerk!

LN- LIZ: So I've been thinking about why I called you, you know, that day from the hospital. Because I knew it was against the rules and it led to that whole awkward moment. But, I called anyway. Sort of couldn't help it. Because when something like this happens, what's happening to my grandmother, you don't listen to logic to what you're supposed to do. You listen to your heart, and my heart told me to call you. Because you were the one person in the world that I really wanted to talk to. Max, I've been thinking something, and I'm really not going to be able to get it out of my head unless I just say it. I'm really sorry for asking you this, but is there, is there anything that you could do for my grandmother, you know, do?

MAX: Liz, when I saved you, it was because you were shot, and there was a bullet in you. Something was happening to you that wasn't supposed to happen. It was before your time. But I can't just heal people. I'm not God.

LIZ: I know.

MISSING- LIZ: But why didn't you just destroy this, Michael? Because anyone that found this would know all about you.

MICHAEL: No...they'd know all about you, Liz.

MICHAEL: Thank you for giving me one more reason to envy Max Evans.

LIZ: No...I know you think that I was foolish, you know, to write about that day and you and everything. What I wrote in my journal, it didn't really have anything to do with science. Um...that day that you saved me, I felt something that I just had to put into words...so years from now, if anyone ever...if anyone ever touches me the way that you did, I'll know what it's supposed to feel like.

MAX: So, can I see it? What you wrote?

LIZ: Oh...yeah, I don't...I don't think that's a good idea.

MAX: No?

LIZ: No.

MAX: Why? Because if I read what you wrote in your journal, I realize how you really see me.

LIZ: Exactly.

Well thats it for now. Just did the first couple of eps.

Cyane

I would have to say. Absolutely why not?
So what should your nick be now Cory. Now that you have been deamed an honorary alien?

Cyane

Just random quotes...

MARIA: You can't just make up answers.

MICHAEL: Who said I'm making 'em up?

MARIA: You do not watch "The View".

MICHAEL: Keeps me in touch with my feminine side.

MARIA: Fine...you know what? I will just make up the answers for you. Help me with the box.

MICHAEL: Bad back.

MARIA: C.O.D. That's 126 bucks. And, uh...cash is preferable.

MARIA: He's stealing my car...you're stealing my car.

MICHAEL: I'm borrowing your car. Now get out.

MARIA: You're telling me to get out? This is my car. Actually, it's my mother's car, and if anything happens to it, life as I know it will be over. So, wherever it goes, i go.

MICHAEL: Fine. You had your chance.

MARIA: Oh, my God. You're kidnapping me. No, wait, you're abducting me!

MARIA: Hurry, just do something. Go!

MICHAEL: Don't tempt me.

MARIA: Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes, do the Samantha-Jeannie alien thing. Come on.

MICHAEL: I can't.

MARIA: Why not? Come on! If there's ever a time to have secret powers, now is the time.

MICHAEL: They're not secret powers.

MARIA: I don't care what you call 'em! Just use them and get us out of here!

MICHAEL: I'm not that good at it, all right?!

MARIA: Figures! Hah!

MICHAEL: Your car sucks!

MARIA: And so do you.

(Michael tries to fix the car but winds up blowing up the engine)

MICHAEL: Now that I'm humiliated, and the battery's fried, I'm gonna take the back seat.

MARIA: Wait a minute. Ok. You kidnap me, and you blow up my car, and you expect me to spend the night in here with you?

MICHAEL: Not exactly my fantasy evening either.

MARIA: Don't touch that. It is sensitive!

MICHAEL: Can you shut up?

(A green alien inflates in one of the boxes)

MICHAEL: Well, that's nice.

MARIA: What? What? My mother makes them. What? Where you going? Where are you going?!

MICHAEL: See that motel over there? I want to get some sleep.

MARIA: No, Michael. Wait!

MARIA: Aah!

LIZ: Maria.

MARIA: What are you guys doing here?

LIZ: Um...well, we thought you were in trouble, but...yeah...I guess we're wrong.

MARIA: No no. You don't think--I mean, that is, like so unreal! I mean...come on, would you tell them?

MICHAEL: Come on, honey, we don't have to lie.

Gotta love M/M

Yeah this thread is bittersweet. Makes me sad and happy all at the same time.

destiny- Loved that one too! It was so romantic . . . Too bad he couldn't say that when he was sober. That would make it so much sweeter, I think.
I agree that Maria, Alex and Kyle should get the award for Funniest Quotes. They are so funny and sarcastic!

Okay, here are some of my random quotes too . . .
Max: Making you feel better isn't one of my priorities.

Yeah, now you've regrown a brain and acting more rational Max.

Kyle: She has the baby? Are you kidding me? Ah, my brain is exploding. (he looks in the alleyway and sees a search truck) Look, look. These air force guys followed her scent to my place, they'll be there any second.
Jesse: Wha-what should we do?
Kyle: Get the hell outta there.
The truck drives by Kyle and he tries to hide the phone and himself.
Jesse: Look Kyle. This is actually a really bad time. Ok, I-I'm gonna have to call you back.
He hangs up the phone.
Kyle: Hello, Jesse. Jesse. You did not just do that.

Michael: Yeah, my heart bleeds.

Kyle: Why haven't you killed her yet?

Tess: Michael have you got any milk?
Michael: Uh, just Snapple.
Tess: Great.
Kyle: Can't you breast feed?

Michael: Wait, let me get this straight. If the baby doesn't need you to survive, then we can kill you.

Liz: I'm not religious but I've been to church. I know right from wrong.
And I know it's wrong to benefit in any way from someone else's passing.
But I won't deny that Tess's death has freed me. Like a dark shadow passed
over the sun before the light came flooding back. It's a brand new day. Full of possibilities and hope. I haven't felt like that in a long long time. It's different for Max. He lost more than his son. He lost the sense of
direction to his life, his sense of purpose. He puts up a brave front but, I know.

Max: I've never been more serious. What a great mind you have.
Liz: No, I don't think that's my mind. But keep looking, I'm sure you'll find it.
Max: Really.
Liz: Umhmm. Remember I can tell the future. And tonight. Your future looks very very bright.

Michael: Ok, so where do we get popped? When do we get popped? And who pops us?
Liz: I don't know. The flashes were sort of impressionistic.
Jim: We need more information.
Isabel: Where were you? Where were you when you had the flashes?
Max: Here.
Kyle: You said you got these flashes from touching people.
Liz: We were. I … was touching people.
Maria: How cozy…

Max: Liz. They're taking our home from us. They wanna kill us and they might. But when I look in your eyes, I don't feel angry or deprived. I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. You're pure. You're, you're true and you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. I wanna be with you Liz. Forever.
Liz: Forever may only be 12 days.
Max: Then we'll take those 12 days and we'll live 12 lifetimes. Liz Parker. Will you marry me?

Liz: I can't tell you much more than that it wouldn't be safe. For you or for us. I can tell you that we're far away and that we're all trying to avoid the law and do good in the world. Oh, and I guess I should tell you that… Max and I did eventually tie the knot. Give my love to mom. Let her read this journal too. Then give it to Maria's mom and after that take it and burn it out in the desert by the ruins of the pod chamber where my husband was born. So that's the end. Our life in Roswell. What a long strange trip it's been. Will we ever go back? I don't know. Even I can't see everything in the future. All I know is that I'm Liz Parker and I'm happy.

Cory, the quote from Blind Date, I loved that!

Maria's quote's are usually hilarious!

Cyane - Great, thanks! Keep posting, if you have time...

Now here's a really cool Liz comeback! Go, Liz!

I come with quotes from one of my Fave S1 eps... Blind Date:

LIZ: You know, you need a better name.

ALEX: Oh, come on. What's wrong with "the Whits"?

MARIA: Just an "s" away from what you really are.

ALEX: That's funny.

RADIO: Right here at one of our finer local establishments, the Crashdown Cafe! Looking for our new Queen of Hearts, Miss Liz Parker.

MARIA: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, you won!

LIZ: No, I didn't even enter, Maria.

MARIA: I entered for us. This is so exciting.

DJ: Congratulations, Liz Parker, your life is about to change because we're gonna find you that dream man you've been searching for. Hey, what's running through your mind right now, Liz?

LIZ: Oh, um...heh...yeah...yeah, nothing I can say on live radio.
( I love Liz's last line here )

LIZ: Ok, maybe nobody's even heard about it.

MARIA: I don't know what the problem is. This could be big, Liz. Your dream guy. Tailor made. The human version.

LIZ: Ok, embarrassing, humiliating, mortifying. I don't know. Choose your SAT word. I'm not forgiving you for a very, very long time.

MARIA: Alex, Alex begging is so unbecoming.

ALEX: What?

MARIA: I'll do it, I'll do it. Anyway, I'm so much better than that prima donna. So, when should we rehearse?

ALEX: No, no. We're really looking for somebody. With...with...with professional experience, so...

MARIA: Excuse me, wednesday nights at the Pizza Pan. Will you tell him?

LIZ: Oh, yeah. She is so good at karaoke.

ALEX: But, um, maybe, but we play real music.

MARIA: Oh. So, I'm not good enough for you, is what...

ALEX: Oh, no. No, I'm...I'm sure you're very good at the karaoke, but...

MARIA: What are we looking at?

LIZ: Oh, my God, I...I thought you were one of them.

MARIA: One of who?

LIZ: The serious, dark-haired mystery men from exotic locations. What am I gonna do?

MARIA: You're gonna get some...some phone numbers is what you're gonna do, I mean...

LIZ: No, I thought you already had an outfit.

MARIA: No, this is for the guys.

LIZ: I think they like to dress themselves, Maria. ( I like Liz here, she's witty and funny)

MARIA: I know, that's the whole problem. They have like no style.

ALEX: We have very specific style. It's called normal, not thrift shop freak. Your answering machine's fixed. It just needed to be re-set after the 100th call. There are a lot of desperate guys out there.

MARIA: Alex, look, I really don't want to go on stage with you guys looking high school geeks.

ALEX: We are high school geeks! And we like it like that. So, please stop trying to take control over it, ok?

OMG There's too many! I gotta leave it at that. I'm laughing my ass off here already and I don't think I've even gotten half way through the eppie!

I loved that last one between Nicholas and Tess!