Ahh... my moral was low... I'm stuck writing a paper at 2 in the morning... Anyway, it was great to come to this thread and laugh and remember! Woohoo!

Destinyrebel- Did you finish your paper? Cuz I had a project due yesterday and I was hanging around here for an hour and didn't finish I used the ol' my dog ate it excuse

I don't have a funny quote write now. Be back later and post one up.

AbsoluteAngel -

Oh my, why does that sound so familiar to me? Luckily, the semester just started for me, but if I take a look into the nearer future, I can see loads of forgotten papers lying next to me while I keep surfing FD...

Cory - the way Michael chokes on the "just know I'll always love you"...*sigh*

Here's another one:

Michael to Maria in Viva Las Vegas:

"Okay, but this isn't any kissy kissy romantic thing.."

LMAO! He is so sensitive...

I just have to say, Tess was KINDA funny...

Tess - Like, you could have ended up a gopher or something!

From Wipeout:
MARIA: Um...I know how you hate when things get all goopy, so... MICHAEL:
Yeah. So I'll see you soon.
MARIA: Yeah.
MICHAEL: No. I will.

KYLE: Look, you've got a job to do. Max has got a job to do. When everybody's
done with their job, you can make nice.
LIZ: He'll never know!
KYLE: He's Max. He'll always know. Right?

From Crazy:
MARIA: Live the life I so desperately want.
MICHAEL: It's kind of immature, really.
MARIA: Really.
MICHAEL: Just a couple of horndogs looking for a place to make out. I mean,
we don't need that. We got my apartment, you know?
ISABEL: I guess I'll just have the special.
MICHAEL/MARIA: Uhh...we're closing early.

Oh...I know! I just adore it too!

I dunno if this quote has been posted before. Probably has

MARIA: Girlfriend. Like, I know that we bonded over the summer, but I'm not quite ready to show you the bod just yet.

MAX: No. I was just wondering if you'd heard from Liz yet.

MARIA: Not since you asked me an hour ago. No.

MAX: I heard you on the phone with her.

MARIA: Max, little advice. The girl goes off to some aunt in Florida for the entire summer and barely says good-bye to you. In layman's terms, she blew you off big time. I mean, and look at you. Look, you're like a groveling dog. (in a whiny voice) Have you heard from Liz today? Did Liz call? (end whiny voice) No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta play it cool, all right? Let her come to you.

MAX: Let her come to me.

MARIA: That's what I'd do.

MAX: Wait. Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael in the past 2 days?

MARIA: What's your point?

Another one:
KYLE: My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirring through the night.

SHERIFF: What?

KYLE: Nothing.

Another one:
TESS: Kind of uptight about nudity, aren't you, for a guy who reads Jugs?

KYLE: Give me that!

TESS: Oh...the post-its? Nice touch.

KYLE: All right. Ok, listen. I don't know how you do things on planet Vulcan or whatever, but here on Earth we have this primitive human concept called privacy.

TESS: Keep talking to me like that and I'll slag you with my death-ray eyes.

(Kyle looks a bit uncertain)

TESS: Kidding. You Buddhists have, like, no sense of humor.

KYLE: How do you know about that?

TESS: "Buddhism for Beginners" is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?

KYLE: Look, you can't tell anyone about that.

TESS: Why?

KYLE: Because I have a certain reputation.

TESS: Of which, the less said the better.

KYLE: I'm serious.

TESS: Kyle Valenti, Buddhist.

KYLE: Look, I got into it over the summer...

TESS: At football camp. They're crazy about it.

KYLE: Listen! This...this whole aliens-are-among-us thing...it really screwed me up...made me question stuff...life, reality, my place in this universe...and you don't understand. You...you guys...you people turned my life upside down. I need a little clarity. I need a little peace of mind.

TESS: No, I don't understand. I'm a girl from another planet. No family, no friends. Only 3 other people like me in the world. And the man I grew up with...the man who raised me...he was just murdered. You're right, Kyle. What would I know about needing peace of mind?

(Tess leaves the room and Kyle is taken aback by her comments. He didn't realize she might be going through the same thing he is)

KYLE: Sorry.

Last one... gotta love Maria in S2 and S1:
MARIA: Yes, yes. You're trying to figure out how to be a leader. All right. Here's a little insight. JFK. He's not so great. Cheated on his wife with tramps. Ohhhh...now there's something you and Jack have in common. You're both involved with tramps. How is Tess, by the way?

LOL I havta agree with Cory that last one gives me the chuckles just thinking about it.

Cyane