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lulabelljane
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I love when he's in the gym and he says "I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship." The line isn't really funny...it's just how he says it...I crack up!
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SpicyAlejandra
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Plus, he's got sex appeal... at least, for me... [to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles] Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... [the ceiling gives way] Bender: oh shit.
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lulabelljane
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And then when he walks up to them and said "What? I forgot my pencil."
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SpicyAlejandra
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Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals. John Bender: Oh but I do. Andrew Clark: Yeah? John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights. Brian Johnson: You wear tights? Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. Brian Johnson: Tights. Andrew Clark: Shut up.
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lulabelljane
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But we can't forget which is probably one of the best if not best quote from the movie Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
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SpicyAlejandra
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lulabelljane
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I loooove that whole little speech
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SpicyAlejandra
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[as Bender prepares to urinate under his desk] Andrew Clark: Hey, you're not urinating in here, man. John Bender: Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.
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lulabelljane
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Gee...what quotes have we left off?
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SpicyAlejandra
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[Richard Vernon places magazine rack in front of door to hold it open] John Bender: That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
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JADESTONEDREAMS
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I loved it when you found out that the girl with the dark hair didn't have to be there she was just bored
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SpicyAlejandra
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Allison? Yeah, she's fun
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lulabelljane
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lulabelljane
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And in honor of our love of the movie and Bender...a fun shirt
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