Dude... look how their faces move when you put the mouse over them!

Okay, more quotes...

Phoebe: I slept with…my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise. Of course, Jason!

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Phoebe: I could just eat him up. I swear I could…with a little ranch dressing.
Piper: Okay, but let's not, okay?
Phoebe: I can't make that promise.
Leo: Okay, don't listen to your aunties, okay? They're a little kooky. Us guys have to stick together, don't we, Peter?
Piper: Peter?
Leo: Peter. I'm just floating it.

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Phoebe: (to the baby) Oh, I could eat you. Yes, I could. Yes, I could.
Piper: Pheebs, after the demonic parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him…not so cute.
Phoebe: Gotcha. (to the baby) Oh, I could smush you. I could just smush your little face.
Piper: Much better.

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Paige: Chain-mail top, from my club days. Steel-toed boots, from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs…from last Friday.

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Piper: What am I? A dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.
Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Piper: Shut up.

Paige: My sweater shrunk.
Piper: Ah, come on, you've worn tighter things than that.

Paige: Eww, you hit on Leo?

Paige: Okay, is that normal?
Leo: I am sure that it's just all this arguing has got the baby upset.
Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!

Ahh...poor Spicy. I'll have to see if I can find some.

Phoebe: Oh good morning sunshine! Let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it, or wear coffee.

Oh god, I love the dialogue exchange between Cole and Piper

Grams: "If husbands were supposed to stay married then God would have made them live longer."

Phoebe: "Be very, very quiet. We're hunting demons."

Leo: "Piper, could you pass me a towel? Prue!"

Prue: "Leo! Nice Orbs!"

That last one is my favorite

From Eppy,"Dead Man Dating!"

Mark: Aren't you scared?
Piper: Terrified. Trust me that's a good thing.
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Eppy: "The Fourth Sister!"

Piper(to Leo):Phoebe! Work? No no no. She's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now
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Piper: Wanna tell me again exactly how screwed we are.
Prue: Pretty screwed.
Piper: Thanks.
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Phoebe(to Piper):Unfreeze that bitch in heals. You got a segment to shoot and we got a demon to find.

Piper to Leo when they first met: "Phoebe, work? No no no. She's probably at one of her gay and lesbean support groups right now"
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Phoebe to Leo: "If your nose was any closer to that coffee you would need a snorkel."

hehe...those are all good ones!

here's a few of my favs:

Piper: Don't act blonde
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Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?
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Paige: You used to be a demon and a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah
Paige: Insert joke here ____
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Grams: I know you two have issues but thats what the reception is for!
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Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and i hide in the shower!
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Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were the bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys.
Leo: Was that English?

hehe...i like all of them, they are so funny!

domino22, welcome to FD! Glad to have you here!