~Got this off vartanho.com~

Welcome to The Drinking Game, courtesy of Souris, Vartan Ho #4.
If you don't want to drink, you can play with M&M's or Skittles.

SYDNEY

Sydney wears a wig: 1 drink.
Sydney pretends to be lost when caught during a mission: 1 drink.
Sydney's mission involves going to a party: 1 drink.
Sydney loses a fight: 3 drinks.
Sydney speaks a foreign language: 1 drink.
Sydney almost compromises a mission to take care of something personal: 1 drink.
Sydney cries in the bathtub: 1 drink.
Sydney mentions Danny's death: 1 drink.
Sydney apologizes to a professor for missing a paper/exam/class: 1 drink.
We see Sydney in class: 2 drinks.
Sydney actually sports a bruise: 5 drinks.

VAUGHN

Vaughn uses Weiss as a sounding-board: 1 drink.
Vaughn dictates orders to his secretary: 1 drink.
Vaughn isn't wearing a suit: 2 drinks.
Vaughn is wearing leather: 5 drinks.
Vaughn gives Sydney a once-over: 2 drinks.
Vaughn speaks a foreign language: 5 drinks.
Vaughn speaks French: Chug.
We see where Vaughn lives: 5 drinks.
Vaughn mentions his dog: 2 drinks.
Vaughn yells at Haladki. 1 drink.
Vaughn actually kicks Haladki's ass: Chug.

JACK

Jack brings out the "magic pen" so he & Syd can talk at SD-6: 1 drink.
Jack shows up at the CIA building: 1 drink.
Jack drinks in a bar: 1 drink for each drink Jack takes.
Jack pulls a gun: 1 drink.
We see Jack on a mission: 2 drinks.
Jack shows up at Sydney's place: 3 drinks.
Jack smiles: 5 drinks.
Jack laughs: Chug.

SLOANE

Sloane touches Syd in a creepy manner: 1 drink.
We see Sloane outside of SD-6: 1 drink.
Sloane makes a reference to his time in the CIA: 1 drink.
Sloane leads a meeting: 1 drink.
Sloane makes a reference to Emily: 1 drink.
Sloane actually sits in Marshall's inflatable chair: Chug.

MARSHALL

Marshall demonstrates a gadget in a flashback. 1 drink.
Marshall expresses amazement at his skill: 1 drink.
Marshall stutters during a briefing: 1 drink.
Marshall makes a reference to a movie or TV show: 1 drink.
Marshall goes into the field: Chug.

DIXON

Dixon covers for something Sydney screws up: 1 drink.
Dixon gets to do the action instead of Sydney: 1 drink.
Dixon wears a disguise: 1 drink.

WILL

Will gets yelled at by his editor: 1 drink.
Will talks into the bug pin: 1 drink.
Will mentions Eloise Kurtz: 1 drink.
Will mentions a story not pertaining to SD-6: 1 drink.
Will mooches a meal off of Francie & Sydney. 1 drink.
Will is eating an apple (Uhhh-HUH freak-on guy honorary item): 2 drinks.

FRANCIE

Francie makes a reference to her catering job: 1 drink.
Francie asks Sydney how her trip went: 1 drink.
Francie suggests they get their number changed: 1 drink.

OTHER

There's a call for "Joey's Pizza": 1 drink
There's a musical montage: 1 drink.
Somebody's drinking alcohol at Syd and Francie's: 1 drink.
Weiss makes a wisecrack: 1 drink.
Vaughn's secretary actually speaks: 1 drink.
We see a tech guy besides Marshall. 1 drink.
Somebody mentions "a secure line": 1 drink.
Somebody makes a reference to "Alain Christophe": 1 drink.
Another SD department is named (i.e., SD-9): 1 drink.
Somebody visits Dr. Barnett: 1 drink.
Somebody asks Devlin for help: 1 drink.
Devlin helps them: 2 drinks.
Syd & Vaughn meet someplace besides the warehouse: 1 drink.
Somebody else is at the warehouse with Syd & Vaughn: 2 drinks.
Syd and Vaughn embrace: 5 drinks.
Syd and Vaughn kiss: Chug.
Syd and Vaughn have sex: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Syd and Will have sex: Throw up all previous drinks. Then start drinking again heavily.