I was thinking immacuate conception, but I guess test tube isn't that bad.

Whah. It just makes me sad that we're even considering alternate theories. LOL Like Sydney and Vaughn are the television version of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, minus of course the nuttiness and Scientology.

Sorry, I needed to say that... I've been waiting for the right moment, but now... it's been said.

What? You can't tell me that thought didn't occur to you? Okay, maybe it's just me. My mind operates differently.

Okay, I can see your response now. For some reason last night, I couldn't. LOL

But really, I can NOT be the ONLY one who thought of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I just can't.

Is that a "Yes, Hannah; you are the ONLY one who thought that 'cause that's just sick..." or is that a "OMG! I thought about it too!" well... LOL

I have a very twisted mind because I'm convinced the Holmes/Cruise kiddie is test tube... or was blasted down to earth from Mars. There's a reason we haven't seen it. LOL

Okay, so I'm only a little bit more twisted than you? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, it's very odd and it's why I'm convinced s/he is a martian. You know green and has those little anteas on her/his head. LOL Or, you know s/he is black, asian, chinese... 'cause seriously, this is Tom Freaking Cruise... no way would he NOT pimp his baby out to everyone. Afterall, it's proof that he has bullets in the chamber... but he isn't 'cause it ain't his and it's obvious. LOL

Yeah, me too. And, she said the baby looked like Katie, but she didn't say anything about Tom. So, again methinks the baby is probably green or asian or something.

Seriously, if it was REALLY and TRULY Cruise's, he would have already introduced it to the media. He's such pondscum like that.

Because it was HIS idea?

I admit I'm a conspiracy theorist, so I'm probably nuts... but I think he and KH came to some kind of agreement. I remember before they came together, I heard that he was interviewing potential women to be his girlfriend and he considered JG, but she was all "Um, no.." LOL He looked at a lot of women, but it seemed like KH was the only one who would agree. I think she was promised millions to do this. She was totally impregnanted by in-vitro and I doubt it's his, but they'll make it seem like it. I'm sure it's by someone inside the Church of Whacked Out Nutcases(you know Scientologists). Not that everyone who is a Scientologist is nuts, but those who associate with TC seem to be nuts.

I've ALWAYS thought Katie Holmes was brainwashed because she acts so nutty, especially in the beginning. Then there was her scientologist babysitter who goes everywhere with her to make sure she adhears to the bible of Scientology.

Blah, blah, blah...

Yeah, it was bizarre, but that just shows what a nutjob TC is these days. The article that I read said TC approached JG's people about setting up an interview, but JG refused. She wanted none of that. As much a publicity whore as JG is, she ain't that nuts or desperate. lol

I don't know why KH even agreed to any of it, but I'm guessing money talks and she's getting far more press than she ever got prior to the TC hookup and that's the way of life in Hollywood. Though, she has gotten nothing, but snark, but at least it's soemthing, I guess. LOL

LOL I know, but she's young and stupid. She probably thought it was a good idea at first, but now? Not so much. LOL I can not believe it's love or anything. I can't and I won't believe that. LOL