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  06x14 - Death is the Only Answer
 Posted: 03/22/14 09:23
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DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC

Oh, I've missed you! I can't believe River blew you up.

OK

I didn't mean to do that.

I didn't do THAT. I'm sure I didn't do that!

And, more importantly, where's my fez?

Doctor? That is you, is it?

Can you explain how my fez got here?

Albert Einstein! Nice to see you!

What are you doing here?

I was working on MY time machine, then it started shaking.

I put my hand in to turn it off, went straight through it and ended up here!

So, how's it going, your "time machine"?

Oh, not great. I've singed my eyebrows, almost died twice, and fallen off a cliff.

In fact, I'm quite close to perfecting it.

I think this liquid is the key.

Oh, yes.

But no.

Is it yes or no? No!

HE GASPS So how did I get here?

You're the original owner of this fez, the fez I happened to be carrying during an unavoidable collision with this lever. My lever plus your fez

equals time-window in the TARDIS - my TARDIS, so don't get any ideas trying to steal it again.

You said you were going to give my toothbrush back.

The Daleks exterminated it last week. Or was it last century?

So, going back to this

I guess it's not bionic fusion liquid.

Never mind. I'll just run some tests on it.

I made it! I'll do the test.

That's the th-century physicist for you... always wanting to do it themselves.

Where have you hidden my bicarbonated processing machine?

A genius like me needs better than this old trash!

Old trash?! I'll have you know this old trash will be around until the end of time.

In fact, it was.

Ah! And, Albert, I almost forgot

do not drink that liquid.

It may...

Ooh! I like your new look.

It's an Ood, isn't it? You've got the wiggly bits and everything.

Death is the only answer. What do you mean? Answer to what?

OK, you don't want to tell me. But wait, wait... this is what you're looking for. Power source for your time machine.

CRACKLING

What just happened? Long story.

You went a bit Ood

er, a bit odd.

Nice hair. You should keep it. It looks more sciencey.

I don't feel too good. Will you drop me off home, please?

OK. There we are.

HE GRUNTS

Ah! Sorry about that.

Exactly what year did you come from?

Er, , I think.

TARDIS WHOOSHES

Here we go! .

th of September, about two o'clock.

Oh, well

back to the drawing board.

I guess you're keeping the fez, then.

Well, fezzes look better on me than you

like bow ties.

Typical Doctor! Some things will never change.

Oh, well

goodbye. Goodbye, Albert.

TARDIS WHOOSHES


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