Never expected what was easy *

♪ but I never really thought ♪
♪ that things would get so hard ♪

I think we're good.

You look nervous.

Are you nervous?

It's the first new

uniform in years.

I hope they get it.

Your eye.

Is that a bruise?

I guess I need another touch-up.

Did I...?

Looks worse than it is.

Fiona, I'm sorry.

I feel terrible.

You should. You hurt me.

You didn't...

Tell anyone what happened?

Why rock the boat over nothing?

I say it's showtime.

Hm, there's the budding

designer herself.

Who's ready for a fashion show?

You all know fiona coyne,

designer extraordinaire.

A new school year's an

opportunity for change.

So I present to you:

My original vanderbilt

uniform designs.

Are we sure this isn't

too much pressure?

Oh, you worry too much.

Here's our classic crest,

with a contemporary twist.

Green represents our commitment

to the environment,

Blue borders reflect

our efforts

To help those in need[/

i] around the world,

And brown, to keep us

grounded in our community -

Aiding those in our own backyards.

Young lady,

An institution's crest

should not be tampered with.

I suggest you find

some other outlet

For your "creativity."

Uh...

Well, I just thought...

With all due respect, the original crest...

I mean, the reference

to burning witches?

It's a little outdated.

Or is that still important to you?

That'll shut him up.

Thank you.

Let's kick this year off

with a toast, shall we?

♪

♪ whatever it takes ♪
♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♪ if I hold out ♪
♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♪ woo-oo-oo-oo-oooo ♪
♪ be the best ♪
♪ the best that I can be ♪
♪ whatever it takes ♪
♪ I know I can make it ♪
♪ I can make it, I

can make it through ♪
♪ whatever, whatever ♪
♪ whatever it takes ♪
♪ I know I can make it through ♪

Holly j: Uh...

Have you talked to sav yet today?

Nope. Why would I?

Excellent! Okay.

This is gonna sound crazy,

but I need a favour.

It's actually kinda

the biggest favour

Anyone will ever ask.

Ever.

When sav talks to

you, can you like...

Pretend that you're

pregnant with his baby?

What?! Only until

elections are over.

Oh, that makes it

much more reasonable.

Look, you wanted revenge.

This is it.

The school will never

elect a "baby daddy"

As its president.

He broke your heart, anya.

Only until elections are over?

Then you're baby-free.

Why do I suddenly crave

pickles and ice cream?

Maybe daddy bhandari

can pick some up.

Man, girls are complicated.

Me? Yeah.

Yeah, um, ah... Super complicated.

The ranking thing? That was weak.

I gotta be direct.

Just tell alli where I'm at.

She's "the one," isn't she?

Whoa! Don't say stuff

like that, wes!

She's coming, she's coming!

Agh. Wish me luck.

Good luck, dave!

Good morning.

Hey...

A girl can't be in a good mood?

No, yeah, of course. Listen...

What is that?

Well, you've inspired me

To put my own little list together.

See for yourself.

Have a nice day!

"degrassi losers."

Oh, there's me!

And you're number one!

Oh, right. That's bad.

I know it's day one,

But I thought we'd dive in

and get our hands dirty!

I want you to mold your clay,

And then we'll bake it in

the oven for minutes.

Hey, uh...

Is it true?

Is what true?

Is there really a

baby-in-progress in there?

Yeah.

uh...

I need to make a vase now.

Why didn't you say anything?

It's not like you

were talking to me.

I would've made an exception.

Whoops.

Well, are... Are you keeping it?

Like him, or her.

I mean, I-I-I don't know.

I think. Yup.

And uh... I'm...

I'm the dad?

Yes. Who else?

Well, I thought you took

the morning after pill...

Well, I guess I took it too late.

Don't worry,

I don't expect any help from you.

Anya...

Um...

Unless you're about to break

into unchained melody,

It's best you go now.

Here's to the most drama-free event

The coyne's have thrown in years.

I promised things would be better

Once we were back among our people.

I'm so proud of you.

And those uniforms, they're good.

The school's going to have

to consider a change.

I told you, you

don't need to worry.

No more embarrassing

tabloid photos

For either of us, right?

No tabloids, no drama.

In fact, you'll

hardly know I'm here.

Well, to a normal life.

Just let me get more oj.

Room for one more?

At the homework table? Always.

Uh... I have some news.

It cannot be better than mine.

Your father said cousin

anil agreed to print posters

For your campaign.

The first bhandari president!

Stop!

I'm not gonna run for president.

What?

How am I going to explain

that to cousin anil?

I have too much on

my plate this year.

I have responsibilities.

Responsibilities?

You're a teenager!

You know, when your

father was your age-

Spare me, mom!

You and dad can't make me do this.

You're right.

We can't force you.

Sometimes I think maybe

we made your life

A little bit too comfortable.

Missed you at school.

Official word was you were sick,

But I did notice that

barney's was having a sale.

Hilarious.

Are you still sick?

Just a headache. Can you just go?

Sure... Fi.

Is there a problem?

Oh, let's see: Golden

retriever hair,

Garish accessories,

Serious case of skank face?

You're gonna have to be more clear.

I saw you with tinsley!

Whoa! I didn't touch tinsley.

Liar! She was all over you.

Oh... that.

Look, I broke up with

tinsley last year

And she won't let it go.

She got jealous seeing me with you,

And she tried to jump me.

Okay, I know what I saw, bobby,

So just- fiona.

I would never cheat on you.

I love you.

Okay, let her know.

Ah fifi!

Mrs. Beckonridge just called.

She wants to have dinner.

Tonight?

Well...

I can always cancel

If you're still under the weather.

Or you could go without me.

Bobby's gonna be there.

Is everything okay?

Things are just intense.

well, you know,

You can be a little intense, fiona.

I know, but-

Just remember what dr.

Chandra said.

Don't go looking for

problems that aren't there.

Oh! I should get us a

table at jean georges

For dinner tonight.

Oh wait! I have something for you.

What's this?

It came from bobby. Open it!

Oh, aspen.

You were probably too young

to remember.

Onesie ski suits and fondue suisse.

Declan and bobby wouldn't

let you into their snow fort

And you threw such a tantrum!

You snow-angelled right

down to the grass.

I was a handful, wasn't I?

You had your moments.

But they're all

behind us now, right?

Right.

You're back.

Yeah, transferred.

Out of music?

Well, yeah, I figured that

having a few classes together

Might come in handy, considering.

Sav, you love music.

Yeah, but you come first right now.

I do?

I mean, yeah, uh...

Of course I do.

So... What happens now?

Um...

Uh... I'm gonna get bigger.

I mean, have you told

your parents yet?

Not yet.

I'd like you to be

there when I tell mine.

I mean, whatever happens,

At least we'll be together.

That's all I ever wanted.

You okay?

It's not morning sickness?

Oh, no. Um...

It's just...

I never expected you

to be so awesome.

Oh, well...

I couldn't let you go

through this alone.

Wow. Um...

can you give me a sec?

Yeah, uh...

Gotta go back to the ironing.

♪ dave turner for rep,

he's gotta reign ♪
♪ he's permanent, yeah,

like a nasty stain ♪
♪ he's so hot, he'll

fog your glasses ♪
♪ he's king of all your

grade ten classes! ♪

Guys, stop, now!

Uh, my name is dave turner,

And I do not approve

this message. Heh.

Um, but I am running for-

Loser!

Biggest loser.

He already won!

Thanks for the support.

Anyways, um...

Vote for me grade class rep,

Because I will, um...

, clare.

!

Okay, your time limit

for being upset

About this stupid list

Has officially expired.

Yeah, easy for you to

say, miss number .

What can I say.

Do you realize the

devastating effect

This could have on my future?

Yeah, you're right.

What will the universities say?

Who cares about universities?!

I'm talking relationships here.

I mean what guy's gonna

wanna date number ?

I could be single for weeks!

Oh... Months.

Maybe even years!

What about prom?

Forget about it.

But prom is the

most important event

In a young woman's life.

Okay, I meant this list.

'kay, you are the only

one that cares about it.

Hey, alli-o,

Can we talk?

Yes, please.

Come on.

Okay, the loser list thing?

Seriously uncool.

Could knock out my chances

of becoming class rep.

Ranking girls, dave?

I mean, you kinda asked for it.

I only made that list so

you could be number one.

It was supposed to be rigged!

Most guys just buy flowers.

I'm not most guys.

And I had this whole

speech planned out.

You know, I was gonna tell

you you're the hottest girl

And...

You think I'm the hottest

girl at the school?

Yes.

Now could you say it again

Just so I know how

it would've sounded?

Alli, you're smokin'.

The list? Bad.

That? Good.

You have my vote for class rep.

I don't want your vote.

I just... I...

I want you.

Does this mean we're...

? Just friends, dave.

With benefits?

Tell anyone about

this and you're dead.

percent of my trust fund.

That's how much I'll give

you to come to dinner

With the beckonridges tonight.

I told mom I'm not feeling well.

No temperature. Palms are dry.

Is this an imaginary illness?

You got a name for this one?

Just leave.

You promised no drama.

This time it's not my fault.

Like it wasn't in jakarta or dubai?

Come on, fiona, this

is a new start for us.

Don't mess it up.

I don't want to.

Then come to dinner.

we could order in.

Sushi samba

Or that new french place on fifth.

And embarrass mom and

dad with a no-show?

That's not my style.

Come on, please.

No.

Enjoy your snow globe.

♪ one reason why ♪
♪ one day I woke up and realized ♪
♪ no, no, no, no ♪
♪ after some time,

it's something... ♪

Can't sleep.

Can't eat.

But then I'm like, what

about anya, you know?

I can't imagine how hard

this must be for you.

Sav...

Look, I know that we broke up

and made up a hundred times,

But I... I wanna make it work.

Sav, I wanna make it work too.

Well, woo-hoo!

It'll be different this time.

A whole new cricket match.

Huh.

We have a pretty

insane past, don't we?

Um, yeah, we conceived

a baby in a limousine.

primo story material for

our grandkids, right?

Um, no you're not telling our

grandchildren that story!

Look at you, all

presidential and decisive.

Yeah, um...

I don't think the whole

president sav thing's

Gonna happen.

Okay, but being president

means responsibility,

Just like being a dad.

It's practice.

Yeah, all right.

So? Give me that

list of baby names.

I don't have one.

Ha! As if!

I caught you scribbling them down

After our first date.

Okay, well, if it's a boy,

I've always liked the name victor.

Victor?

I love it!

Hey, sexy. Is it

hot-stuff-dance-time?

Ew.

Oh, you're not declan skyping

from declan's computer.

You okay?

I don't know anymore.

Cryptic. Go on.

It's like, why can't I be happy...

Like you and declan?

It's like I'm not built

the same way.

Holly j: Come on, fi.

What happened to

your prince charming?

Last I heard,

Momma coyne was ready

to book the plaza.

Everyone thinks bobby's so great.

Like he's the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

Holly j: Well, sweetie, if

you don't,

End it.

Looks like you have company.

You gonna be okay?

Well, if you need me,

you know where I am.

And take it easy on the dom.

Okay. Bye.

Holly j: I got your text.

If you're bailing on the lie,

You better be here to

get your marker on.

Good news. I'm gonna

keep being pregnant!

See ya, posters.

That's not even the best part -

Sav and I are getting

back together.

Oh.

You know you're gonna have

to tell him the truth, right?

After elections?

Not right after.

Just need enough time for

us to fall back in love.

And then?

I'll fake a miscarriage.

Wow! Anya, that's a smidge dark.

Well, what other way out do I have?

I either fake a miscarriage

or I fake a baby to term,

And who would adopt a fake baby?

Touche.

It's a win-win for both of us.

Whatever it takes, right?

approved by

administration

Before passing them out to

the student body.

Holly j: Anyone looking for a

position on student council?

Alli, I have an opening

on the social committee.

Anyone?

Hj! How's the

campaign coming along?

What're you doing?

You know you won't

be able to handle it

For some very specific reasons.

Well, when you have a

strong support system,

You can do anything.

We'll see about that.

You missed a killer

dinner last night.

Jean georges is a genius.

Bobby, please just leave me alone.

Hey, are you still mad

about that tinsley thing?

I told you it was a one time thing.

I thought nothing happened!

Babe, I thought we were

done talking about this.

I don't care about tinsley.

Only you.

Please don't be mad anymore.

Who is it? Nobody.

Well, I wanna see.

Back off! It's private.

Thought it was a one time thing?!

You'rembarrassing yourself!

Is this what you want?

To be the crazy one again?

I'm not crazy! You're a liar.

Leave me alone

Or I'll tell people

what you're really like.

You think that anyone

will believe you?

Hey! Get back here!

Leave me alone!

Get back here! Ungh!

Don't mess with me, fiona.

I wanna break up.

No you don't.