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 Posted: 01/27/04 01:26
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"Whose side are you on? I didn't get everybody fired. We all drank of the Snapple."

MAX: So did you and Maria officially break up?
MICHAEL: I thought so, but the more she says, the more confusing it gets. She wants space, but she still wants me in her life. All I know for sure is I'm not getting any. Let's grab a burger.

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 Posted: 01/27/04 05:19

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That last line is so Michael! :lol "let's just grab a burger" - come on, who other than him would say that? :lmfao OMG, gotta :love the man. :thud

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"Go for it, Maxwell, for the good of all mankind, you lucky, undeserving dog."
This is a Michael-quote? :thinking When does he say that? .dunno


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 Posted: 02/09/04 20:59
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He said it in SH ;)

ISABEL: What is this?

MICHAEL: Uh, school project.

ISABEL: Huh. Whose blood is this? Is this Jesse's blood? Are you testing his blood now?

MICHAEL: And he passed! Because I knew he would pass. I told Max-

ISABEL: Max is in on this?

Michael's just so bad at trying to cover things up - it's adorable :grin


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 Posted: 02/10/04 13:43
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That's a good one. :)


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 Posted: 06/30/05 14:17
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Michael: Well, knowing what I know about alien sex he's gonna have questions after the honeymoon.

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Michael: Let's go scuba diving.
Max: Are you serious?
Michael: When else? You gotta seize the moment, Max.
Max: I've gotta get back home.
Michael: There'll be plenty of time for intense brooding moments with Liz later.
Max: We were just almost obliterated by an alien killer.
Michael: Which is why we need to chill.
Max: Chill?
Michael: Exactly, chill. See some stingrays.
Max: You're really serious about this.
Michael: Yeah.

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 Posted: 07/01/05 16:28

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MARIA: Why? 'Cause you're destined to be with Isabel?
MICHAEL: No. I don't buy that. Because I'm destined to be the soldier, and a soldier can't have some chick at home waiting for him.
MARIA: Michael, half the movies ever made are about soldiers with chicks waiting at home for them


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 Posted: 07/01/05 17:09
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Micheal: Where are you going?
Maria: Santa Fe.
Micheal: Maria, where are you going?
Maria: Michael.
Micheal: Liz doesn't want us to know because she and Max are at war, so here's the thing: I'm not going to tell Max, but I need to know, because if wherever you're going turns out to be dangerous, I'm sure as hell gonna be there to protect you. So, where are you going?

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 Posted: 07/02/05 01:19

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MICHAEL: So we agree.
MAX: Yeah.
MICHAEL: There's a first.

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 Posted: 07/02/05 15:51
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Michael: I'm not completely emotionally retarded. I have feelings.


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 Posted: 07/02/05 16:19

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Michael: Mr. Seligman, I know you hate my guts. Personally, I hate yours, too.
Mr. Seligman: This is how you ask a favor?


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 Posted: 07/02/05 16:28
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Michael: Look, Laurie, I know a lot of people think you're pretty crazy. But the truth is, knowing everything you've been through, you seem pretty normal to me. I just want you to know that whatever you are to me - a sister, a cousin, whatever - you're the only family I've ever known, and I just found you. I don't... I don't want to let you go. I know you're scared to death of me, but... if you could find some way to trust me... I mean, I got all kinds of faults. And this one over here, you know [gestures to Maria] she can list them off for you if you want later on, but... the one thing I am is loyal. I will not turn my back on you. That's all I got to say. I don't know.


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 Posted: 07/03/05 15:10

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Max: I need a place to crash for a couple days, until I figure something else out.
Michael: So, how does the Chevelle figure into this? Do I get driving privileges?
Max: Yes, Michael.
Michael: The couch is yours.


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 Posted: 07/03/05 15:16
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Micheal: The thing I've realized is the fact that my life basically sucks is a good thing. It's easier. We always have to be able to leave, pack a suitcase, go somewhere else. Maybe 10 years from now, maybe a week from now, maybe tomorrow. So my advice? Don't get in too deep, Maximillian. It only makes us weaker.


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 Posted: 07/03/05 15:26

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Michael: It's weird. See, there's you and Isabel, and you guys are like family. And then there's Maria, and she's... Ah, she's Maria. And besides that, I've never had this feeling. But these guys... it's cool. We can hang, and we talk, and we laugh, and it's like, uh... they're...
Max: Friends.
Michael: Something like that.


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 Posted: 07/03/05 15:28
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Michael - "Well I hate to tell you this, Max, but when I have urges, you're not exactly the first person I think about."


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 Posted: 07/03/05 21:53

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Michael: Well, knowing what I know about alien sex, he's gonna have major questions after the honeymoon.


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 Posted: 08/01/05 21:08
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"Mud."

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