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 Posted: 04/01/13 21:50
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This show always had some of the best lines... one of my favourites:

"If homosapiens were in fact... homosapiens... is that why they're extinct?"
"Homosapiens are people, Joe."
"Hey I'm not judging!"


:lmao :lmao


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  Re: Favourite Quotes
 Posted: 04/13/13 15:42
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:lol

Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference. Joey: Well think about it when you're 90... Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference. Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink. Chandler: And a LEMON LIME. Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater. Joey: And last but not least. [Monica receives her gift] Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.


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  Re: Favourite Quotes
 Posted: 04/13/13 15:51
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I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message. —Damon

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Ross: Why... why... why would you dream that?
Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good.
Chandler: Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table. Ross: I love it when we share.

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  Re: Favourite Quotes
 Posted: 04/14/13 09:00
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:lmao :lmao :lmao

Chandler: Honey, isn't it possible that the company who made the jeans made more than just the one pair? :lol :lol


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  Re: Favourite Quotes
 Posted: 04/20/13 06:16
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:lol :lol

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.


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 Posted: 05/27/13 04:11
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Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Joey: I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Chandler: (incredulous) I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
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