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Last updated 04/12/03
Episode Information
Episode 3.17: A Tale of Poes and Fire
Written by Daniel Palladino
04.15.03
A group of Edgar Allen Poe fanatics have come to stay at the Independence Inn. Lorelai and Michel are talking about the Poe group. The group disturbs Michel, who is fine with Edgar Allen Poe as a person but doesn't believe that people should gather in groups of more than four people for things other than dancing or funerals.
Lorelai gives a couple their room key and makes a joke from "The Tell-Tale Heart". The couple looks confused and walks away. Lorelai doesn't understand why they didn't get the joke, and Michel tells her that they weren't part of the Poe group.
Another man, named Fred, comes to the desk. Lorelai makes yet another Poe joke, and Fred tells her, "It's just a hobby, we're not freaks." After Lorelai gives him his room key and he leaves, Michel suggests that she stop trying to "cute things up."
We're in a plain backroom of Wal-Mart, where thirty or so vested employees are gathered. Jess stands against the wall. Luke slips in and sits in the back, unnoticed by Jess. The store manager makes a speech about the "Associate of the Month" award. Jess smiles awkwardly as the store manager makes a cheesy speech about him.
Later on, the store manager approaches Luke and hands him a Polaroid of an unsmiling Jess, which reads "Associate of the Month". Luke thanks him for it and then stares at the picture, apparently concerned.
Lorelai, Rory, Luke, Nicole, Kirk, Dean, Lindsay, etc. are in the audience at an Edgar Allen Poe reading at Miss Patty's, hosted by the Edgar Allen Poe society. Fred is dressed as Poe (complete with stuffed raven) and reciting Poe's "The Raven". Lorelai and Rory are sitting in the back, whispering about Yale. Lorelai tells Rory that Yale is the best drama school and says that Rory should put that in the "Pro" column. Rory says that she's not taking drama, but Lorelai says that Rory will see some great on-campus performances and may even see the next Meryl Streep.
Rory and Lorelai notice a man on the front row dressed identically to Fred. The "Second Poe" is glaring at Fred, who's still reciting on the stage. Rory and Lorelai mention that it's like a Poe story in and of itself, and toss around funny titles like, "The Case of the Two Poes". Then Lorelai spots Dean and a tall girl, who Rory says is Lindsay. "Wow. He bagged a big one." Lorelai says. Dean notices them and waves, but when Lindsay sees Rory she seems less than thrilled. "I think Lindsay's ready to go to the ghetto on you." Lorelai says. Rory tries making excuses, saying that Lindsay is really nice. Lorelai reminds Rory of the time that Lindsay gave her a magnet shaped like Mark Twain's head, and says that Lindsay should mellow as both
Dean and Rory have moved on.
Later in the scene:
Lorelai starts talking with Luke, who is sitting nearby with Nicole. Fred notices them chatting and glares at them. Rory and Lorelai hope that he won't put a curse on them, or complain to Lorelai when he's back to being Fred the dentist from Tampa. Nicole whispers to Lorelai and holds out a pen. "You're an angel. Thanks." Lorelai says. Nicole says that she'll need it back. Rory whispers to Lorelai that Nicole's pulling a little Lindsay attitude.
Later in the scene:
Fred finishes up, and the Poe Society's leader, Iris, takes the stage. Lorelai and Rory see Fred and the Second Poe in deep discussion, both looking unhappy. Miss Patty fills them in. Apparently they were supposed to do two different readings, but got their signals crossed and both came prepared to do "The Raven". Lorelai wonders what will happen if they start fighting. "Will it punch a hole in the space/time continuum?"
Iris takes the stage again and announces that Second Poe will be giving a second rendition of "The Raven", allowing the to "compare and contrast interpretations of Poe's most famous work." Lorelai and Rory groan, and wish they had a flask there so they could play the "Nevermore" drinking game. Rory wonders if it was Poe's own work that drove him to the bottle.
Later on that night, Lorelai and Rory are leaving Miss Patty's when Fred approaches them, still in Poe character. He asks Rory if she's considering attending Harvard, and tells her that he was born in Boston, but attended West Point. The other Poe approaches and starts to contradict Fred's Poe facts. They start to bicker.
Later in the episode:
Lorelai and Luke are talking. Lorelai is suggesting that Jess has maybe stopped going to school, but Luke refuses to believe it. "He knows the rules. He's got to graduate to keep living with me." Lorelai regrets bringing it up and they go their separate ways.
Kirk is asking Second Poe how he can have a career as a Poe. Second Poe tries to explain that it's just a hobby, but Kirk doesn't understand. "Yes, but how can I have a career as a Poe?"
Later in the episode:
Lorelai and Rory arrive at the Independence Inn, where guests, Sookie, Michel, and other employees are standing around in pajamas and coats as firemen work around the building. There's also a fire truck with flashing lights.
Later in the scene:
The fire chief explains things to Lorelai. The fire is almost out, the structure is stable, and they'll be able to get back in the building in 24 hours. Lorelai tells the chief that she'll erect an 80-foot tall statue of him in the Inn. Then she snaps back into leadership mode and starts assigning tasks to Rory, Michel, Sookie, and the other employees.
Later in the episode:
The Independence Inn guests are having breakfast at Luke's. Sookie bulldozes Luke out of the kitchen so that she can cook her special food. Lorelai apologizes and tells Luke that if he just says the word, they'll go. After a minute, he says that it's okay and goes upstairs. "You're a doll." Lorelai says. As Luke exits, he hears Sookie in the back telling the cooks, "No, get rid of it. Dump it, dump it, I don't want to see it." Luke looks miserable at being so out of control.
Lorelai is on her way to Miss Patty's when she spots Rory entertaining a bunch of kids, including Fred's son, with a puppet show. Rory is astonished that the kids are interested, as she keeps repeating the same material over and over again, and named the puppets Mr. and Mrs. Sock Puppet. The kids call for Rory to come back, but she has to go to school. So Lorelai goes over to the kids and tells them to go to the diner and have breakfast with their families, and then ask the nice man in the baseball cap and flannel shirt to do sock puppets for them. "And if he says no, just ask him louder. It's part of the game!" The kids get excited and run over to the diner. Rory and Lorelai head over to Miss Patty's.
There's an emergency Independence Inn workstation set up. Michel is on the computer while Miss Patty takes phone calls and Babette is fascinated by the computer.
Paris is really upset that she didn't get accepted to Harvard. She feels that it's her punishment for having sex with Jamie, and doesn't know how she'll tell her parents. Rory brings Paris some schoolwork. Paris is sitting on her couch watching TV and doesn't want to stop watching her show. Rory leaves, and Paris tentatively looks at the schoolwork that Rory brought.
Lorelai is at the house, getting the guests set up. Fred Jr., who's sleeping on the couch, keeps calling Lorelai "Ma'am" which weirds Lorelai out. Fred comes downstairs and asks Lorelai where the toothpaste is. Lorelai goes into Rory's room, where she's making up the bed for Fred and his wife. Rory says that having other people sleep in her bed feels a little weird.
Later in the scene:
Lorelai is talking to Rory about her suspicions about Jess. Rory doesn't believe it either, and goes to Lane's house, where she'll be staying the night.
The doorbell rings. Lorelai goes to answer it and discovers a couple (the same couple at the beginning of the episode that she made the Poe joke to) who she thought had left, but they've come back to stay the night at her house like she'd offered. Lorelai is taken aback but hides it. She points them upstairs, to her bedroom. She jokingly asks Frank Jr. if there's room on the couch for her too.
Rory and Lane are at Kim's Antique store, setting up a trundle bed for the night. Lane has Second Poe and his wife sleeping in her bed. "I hope for your sake that they're very, very tired." Rory says.
Later in the episode
Lorelai is outside of Luke's building, asking if she can stay there for the night. A crotchety old neighbor thinks that Lorelai is talking to her and starts yelling. Lorelai asks Luke to throw his keys down, but he says that he'll just come down himself. Lorelai stand there self-consciously as the lady continues to yell at her.
Lorelai sleeps in Luke's bed and Luke sleeps on the couch or with Jess. There's a very good scene between them where Lorelai tells Luke about her dream that she had in "Lazy Hazy Crazy Days" (about them being married and her pregnant with twins). Luke goes to set the alarm clock, and Lorelai mentions that she's feeling some deja-vu and explains what she's talking about. When they realize that the conversation is getting sort of "intimate" they both get self-conscious. Luke turns off the light, lost in thought.
Later in the episode:
The fire chief is taking Lorelai, Sookie, and Michel back into the Inn. Lorelai starts making plans for that night, but the fire chief is a little hesitant. "Anyone give you a heads up about what's inside? You might want to wait 'till you get inside to make your plans." He opens up the door and they step in. "And go slow."
The inn has a lot of damage and they end up laying off a lot of people until it can get back on its feet.
Luke and Lorelai find out that Jess hasn't been attending school, but working at Wal-Mart full time.
Jess goes to see Rory when she is staying at Lane's and lies to her about still going to school. This is their only scene together throughout the episode.
Alex isn't mentioned in this episode, but he and Lorelai are still going out.