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Author:  The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 11/27/02 10:03 ]
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~Credit goes to Jack's Classified Girlfriend from the Alias-TV listserv for this hysterical bit of Alias humor~

Jack sits at home laying on his sofa. It is late night/early morning. He is stretched out on his black leather couch with one foot propped up on the armrest and the other foot resting on the floor. There is a tumbler of scotch in his hand. Sitting in a similar position on the loveseat is Arvin. He also hold a tumbler of scotch. Between them in a coffee table, upon which sits a nearly empty bottle of the same.
Jack utters a moan. "All right, I have one."
"OK, shoot." mumbles a very drunk Arvin.
"A Rabbi, a Priest, and a... a... a..." slurs Jack.
"A duck!" says Arvin.
Jack becomes animated though still very drunk. "Exactly."
Arvin continues the statement. "If she weighs the same as a duck..."
"She's made of wood..." Jack mumles incoherently.
"And therefore..." Arvin drools.
Both shout, "A witch!"
Both down the remains of their drinks and pass out.

Author:  bunniefuu [ 11/27/02 14:43 ]
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Well I can see why they cut this scene. It doesn't really seem to have any revelance to the plot. Wouldn't make sense to air it- other than the humorous point of view :lol .

Anyway, thanks for posting that! :bow :bow

Author:  destinyros2005 [ 11/27/02 15:05 ]
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That would be funny to see. Do you know which epi it is from?

Author:  The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 11/27/02 16:15 ]
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I think she made it up. ;)

Author:  catcrazychicka [ 11/27/02 22:25 ]
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ah man! I would have loved for that to happen! Monty Python and the Holy Grail...greatness.

Author:  destinyros2005 [ 11/28/02 03:54 ]
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I know...that would of been great to see!

Author:  The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 11/28/02 05:37 ]
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I know! Oh, how about something along those lines with S/V? Or Marshall? :lmao Marshall, uninhibited. I would *love* to see that, see what he'd be like! :lol3

Author:  destinyros2005 [ 11/29/02 16:47 ]
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You mean Marshall isn't always drunk? Oh-oh! :lol2

Author:  bunniefuu [ 11/29/02 19:19 ]
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Oh I totally missed that one! :lol She made it up huh? :thud

:sad

Author:  destinyros2005 [ 11/29/02 19:37 ]
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Jen...I totally missed that too! :lol

Author:  The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 11/29/02 20:39 ]
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I don't think I mentioned that she made it up. It is a pity it's not real; I would *love* to see something like that!

Author:  destinyros2005 [ 11/30/02 05:28 ]
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I think it would be hilarious to see a drunk Jack and Sloane! I think it would make them a little more "real" and not so stand-offish.

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