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"Law of Drunkedness" - You can't fall off the floor.
"Law of Drunkedness" - You can't fall off the floor.
Oh my god, that had me
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| Author: | The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 09/03/03 15:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
"The Law of Volunteering"-If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let it lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"-When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The Law of Common Sense"-Never accept a drink from a urologist. "The Law of Reality"-Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose. "The Law of Self Sacrifice"-When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. "The Law of Motivation"-Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. "Boob's Law"-You always find something in the last place you look. "Weiler's Law"-Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it alone. "Law of Probable Dispersal"-Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. "Law of Volunteer Labor"-People are always available for work in the past tense. "Conway's Law"-In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired. "Iron Law of Distribution"-Whoever that has gets. "Law of Cybernetic Entomology"-There is always one more bug. "Law of Drunkedness" - You can't fall off the floor. "Heller's Law"-The first myth of management is that it exists. "Osborne's Law"-Variables won't; constants aren't. "Main's Law"-For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. "Weinberg's Second Law" -- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization. |
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| Author: | SpicyAlejandra [ 09/03/03 17:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
Quote: Quote: "Law of Drunkedness" - You can't fall off the floor. Oh my god, that had me
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| Author: | songofjoy76 [ 09/03/03 19:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
OMFG I love these bring us moreee!
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| Author: | buffyanne96 [ 09/04/03 23:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
LOVE IT! 
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| Author: | jbangelo [ 09/05/03 06:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
Quote: Quote: "The Law of Reality"-Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.  LMAO! I also like the Law of Drunkedness! 
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| Author: | buffyanne96 [ 09/05/03 16:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
Quote: Quote: LMAO! I also like the Law of Drunkedness! Me too!
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| Author: | AbsoluteAngel58 [ 09/12/03 13:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Pseudo-Murphy's Laws |
| These were hilarious. Definitely made my day better!
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