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 Posted: 01/07/04 16:42
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I recall someone using this quote to describe her beautiful home state last time...


Yeah, I remember that too :thinking This person was quoting Maria, too, seeing as how she shares a mind with Miss DeLuca :lol


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 01/09/04 01:48

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Yeah, I got that now. Back then, I was having a mind-block, which is why I only recognized it as a quote when I saw it as a quote. :lmfao


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 01/16/04 17:13
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"Okay. Do you remember that commercial? When the girl takes the pan and bashes up the kitchen? Okay. This is your brain on Max."


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 02/09/04 20:50
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Maria - "Look, Liz, the bottom line is that we don't know what this is about, all right? Female spiders can, you know, bite off the male's heads after they mate - what if they need someone to mate with to get certain information, you know, and then blthph! You know?"

Liz - "What are..What are you trying to say? That Max is just going to bite my head off?"

:lmfao :lmfao :rollin :rollin

Gotta :love Maria :)


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 02/10/04 13:41
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Love that one! :lol


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 02/21/04 13:30

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Maria: Its like the porno version of Aladin.

Michael:Your car sucks.
Maria: And so do you. (her expression makes it priceless.)


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 03/01/04 21:21
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I know, I love the look on her face in that scene! :lol

MARIA: It's not just about you! What you do affects me. That's how relationships work, and whether you like it or not, we are in a relationship! OK, so go ahead and hate me, but I'm not gonna let you get hurt. I care about you too much.


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 03/02/04 15:09

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Ooo. I love that one it seems so..real. Great acting...or maybe not:dance2 ..ok egyptian moment. :whohoo anyways...

Isabel: Um, can I ask you a question?
Maria: a question?
Isabel: Mm-hmm.
Isabel: If michael proposed, would you say yes?
Maria: Oh! [Maria drops the plate she has been holding- Michael's friends applaud]
Maria: Is there something i should know?

---Brandy


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 03/04/04 12:31
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Maria: And so do you. (her expression makes it priceless.)

I know, I love the way she does that line! :lol


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 Posted: 06/28/05 03:52
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MARIA: "I'm sorry. When humans need rides, they take Jettas. And when aliens need rides, they take spaceships. Oh! Find one."

From End of the World:

LIZ: I'm so confused.
ALEX: I'm so depressed.
MARIA: Wimps.

PSYCHIC: This boy... very volatile.
MARIA: That's good for sex, right?


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 Posted: 06/28/05 16:27
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"What, are you saving the world from alien invasion?"


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  Maria DeLuca Quotes
 Posted: 06/29/05 19:44

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maria:

all this time that I've known you. I've just always thought of you as, like , this weird guy from the other side of the tracks going nowhere in life. Which of course you know..you still are...


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 Posted: 06/30/05 08:48
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"Did you pull on the choke-y thing?!"


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 Posted: 06/30/05 19:26
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MARIA: No. No, it's not ok. You ordered pepperjack. You have the right to expect pepperjack. This is...this is unacceptable is what it is!

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MARIA: Oh, thank god you're here! Oh...Ok... Um, here's the situation. Uh, there's a slight kink in the plans. Your... Your dress is in Florida.


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