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"Like suddenly the eraser room isn't enough!" "Maxwell, you've gotta be strong. You can't let yourself be led around by your... energy source." Michael - So, now she says what we've got isn't good enough. She wants more. Max - You mean like... Michael - No. If that's what she wanted, would I be here talking to you?
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But I've thought about it, and I want you to see me.
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Alien Stalker
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"Alright, but this isn't some kissy-kisyy romantic retreat."
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Maria: Where were you? Michael: Where was I supposed to be? Maria: We were supposed to have lunch at school today. Michael: Today's Saturday. Maria: No, today's Friday. Hello. Where are you? Michael: I'm right here. Where's Saturday? Maria: What, are you guys saving the world from alien invasion? Michael: Would that keep you from kicking my ass? Love him in this scene... I think I'll post this in the Candy forum also *thanx to whoever put this over in the ER...you made me remember * MICHAEL: Other Santa's in rehab. So Isabel forced me to do this. You know how she gets around the holidays. Bring me a brat, snowflake.
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SpicyAlejandra
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"It re-defined the term 'napkin holder'!"
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"So you actually remembered things from our planet." "Yeah." "Well, what are the chicks like?" "Michael, if you're not going to take this seriously.." "I seriously wanna know what the chicks are like."
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SpicyAlejandra
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"Hey, I've got potato salad in here."
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Alien Stalker
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"This is the second time you dragged me into some (what's the adjective she uses?) motel-room."
"Yeah, don't go spreading it around, it'll ruin my reputation."
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majandra06
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"Come on, honey, we don't need to lie,"
ĀWell, I hope so, because dealing with frick and frack over there is one thing, but we can't bring adults into this and expect them to handle it. Adults are the enemy, Max. Remember that.'
ĀOk, so where do we get popped? When do we get popped? And who pops us?'
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Alien Stalker
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"I'm exhausted, I'm taking a break." (after handwaving ONE wall! ) "Oh, oh, Nickelodeon's having a marathon of 'Bewitched', my weekend's set!" "Fine, you had your chance." Maria: "I told you not to go over 80, the engine won't take it." Michael: "Maybe it's just tired of hearing you talk." "You're wasting the battery." "I gotta take another patrol around the perimeter." (whilst sitting in a lounge chair and having Carmen serve his lazy butt) "You're gripping the wood to tight." (I wonder what he was referring to... okay, okay, waaay too dirty, scratch that! ) "Have you been body-snatched or something?" "Paul (or was it Carl? ), don't you think Snowflake should fetch Santa a Snapple?" "And I'll need a foot-rub later, too, thanks." "Hey, Snowflake, you're an elf, it's your job, get over yourself." Okay, enough for now.
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Steve: You're a crazy bastard. You know that? Michael: Welcome to my world.
Michael : What kind of mood are you in? Maria : That's a loaded question. Do you want both barrels now, or should I save one for later in case you forgot to clean the sheets?
Max : Hi. Michael : We're here to kill your boyfriend.
Max : I've gotta get back home. Michael : There'll be plenty of time for your intense brooding moments with Liz later. Max : We were just almost obliterated by an alien killer. Michael : Which is why we need to chill. Max : Chill? Michael : Exactly. Chill. See some stingrays. Max : You're really serious about this?
Michael : Hail the Christmas Nazi.
Maria : "What about you and Courtney?" Michael : "There were extenuating circumstances, she was a Michael worshipper."
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SpicyAlejandra
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Cory! OMG you posted in BF! I that one from Interruptus!
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SpicyAlejandra
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"Now remember, I was in Phoenix saving lives, so I was a little pressed for time..." So cute! I also hope I got that quote right, and if I didn't, someone please correct it and then smack me
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LoL...I love that last one...
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SpicyAlejandra
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I love the one about the Christmas Nazi - too funny
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Alien Stalker
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Maria (whilst unwrapping her gift): "What is it?" Michael: "Good question." Michael (about Maria's wood crafting): "Sure it'll be nice, once you put it together shoes can go right in here..." Maria: "Shoes, what do shoes have to do with that?!" Michael (cofused): "You're making a shoe tree, right?" Maria: "I am making a napkin-holder!" Michael (scratching his head): "Sure it'll be nice once you put it together." Hope I wrote those down correctly frm memory.
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You guys already have my favorite quotes! But here are some equally good! You healed one bird and now you're Doctor Doolittle?!If we didn't need your car... Yeah, you know, that Maria girlLiz: She [Maria] just hung up on me Michael: Happens to me all the time...Maria: They wanted me as a stripper, little innocent me. Michael: You got the job? Michael: Is there someone else I can talk to? Michael: But Michael, Max is no fun, he's a straight arrow, he's a responsible guy. Max: I'm here, aren't I. Michael: This is a private conversation.
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SpicyAlejandra
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"Go for it, Maxwell, for the good of all mankind, you lucky, undeserving dog." MICHAEL: No. I tried the "no present" idea last year. It didn't work. ISABEL: Last year was your first year together, and you didn't give her a present? MICHAEL: Hey, I don't even believe in this, so why should I get sucked into it? The whole thing's a marketing scam invented to make people buy things they don't even need. "It meets all your criteria. It's personal, because I personally know what a bug she has up her ass about how much we screwed up her car. It's thoughtful, because I had to go to the junkyard and get it, and it's something she would never get herself for the obvious reason that her bumper's been hanging from a string for the past half-year. "
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majandra06
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Nice quotes! ĀSmells like roadkill,Ā
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