Kicking it off with the Pilot~
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
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| Author: | bunniefuu [ 08/14/13 10:31 ] |
| Post subject: | The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Kicking it off with the Pilot~ Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here? Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
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| Author: | khalessi [ 08/14/13 16:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
of course... every normal guys answer
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| Author: | bunniefuu [ 08/14/13 16:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Gotta love the orange and blue in here. LOL Don't worry, I'll fix it soon.
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| Author: | khalessi [ 08/16/13 11:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Sheldon Cooper: If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest "One Potato, Two Potato." Or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology. That would be good
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 08/23/13 14:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh! Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret. Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad. Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret. Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! SHHHH! |
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| Author: | bunniefuu [ 09/07/13 07:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
| Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 09/11/13 06:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Sheldon: Are you upset about something? Leonard: What was your first clue? Sheldon: Well there was a number of things. First the late hour, then you demeanors seems very low energy plus your irritability... Leonard: Yes I'm upset! Sheldon: Oh... I don't usually pick up on those things. Good for me. Leonard: Yeah good for you. Sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what's bothering you? Leonard: I don't know... maybe. Sheldon: Wow! I'm on fire tonight. |
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| Author: | khalessi [ 09/12/13 07:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Best of Sheldon's Quotes |
Sheldon Cooper: If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest "One Potato, Two Potato." Or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology. |
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