Rebel...that's what I've been doing...
didn't kill Tess.
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/01/02 07:46 ] |
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Well...Here's "Our Story" so far: Once upon a time, I saw a cat flying at JK's face. Who then exclaimed, "YOU KILLED ROSWELL!" And JK cried out,"But I don't know where you came from. I couldn't help the fate of Roswell. It was Roswell. I'm a completely clueless moron that preferred KH's bad idea's over Majandra Delfino's wonderful ideas." Just then, there was a loud crashing bang and everyone turned to see a pretty spaceship, sparkling. It was silver and glittery gold. And from a distance it looked full of people that were wearing spandex, whips, and bright green stripped antennas that glowed And they had bright purple suspenders and neon shorts. That's just the men. The women on the ship about puked when they heard the merry little men singing at the white wedding chapel that was holding a service for Max and Liz. And Maria was complaining, as usual, but Michael sang, while Isabel screamed, and Alex danced. The death of Kivar finally allowed evryone to rejoice. Meanwhile, Mr. Parker headed back to his car shouting about alien grandbabies. And Mrs. Parker assured him that Liz was on top of making sure no one would find out their secret. Max said that everything would be alright, if they could just talk tomorrow. But now Max wanted Liz to make love. They went back to the Crashdown and sat down. Suddenly, they heard clapping from (the) back. When they went to investigate, they, Michael and Maria, saw a green light coming from the TV set. Meanwhile, Alex and Isabel went down to the sheriff's spotted leopard couch and made out until Jesse walked in and asked why she wasn't attracted to him and she said, "You're too stiff!" His face turned red and he went to drink. (From THREAD 2): Meanwhile the FBI decided to leave the USA, thinking the aliens had up and disappered. When really the little blue bird told the FBI they jumped up and down. Then Michael killed them. Then Max and the gang partied all night! "Pregnate!" Liz shouted! "What?" asked Max! "Yep," she giggled. "But I thought..." "You thought wrong." "Oh. My. God!" "So, is it reality, or just a bif of moldy cheese you ate for dinner messing with your mind?: "It's reality, Max!" "Is it?" Liz sighed. "I think it's quitting time, "she said. So, they packed and headed out towards the Hoover Dam stopping only once for food and they made sure to pick up beef jerky. Can't travel without beef jerky! Suddenly, Tess appeared with the Fashion Police, and beat Liz because who actually wears yellow and orange together? I mean, really! Max, by the way, was helplessly agreeing with screenwriters from Warner Brothers about selling rights to the Roswell Story, so he huffed and then stomped away! "Where are you headed, Max?" Cory asked. "You're about to walk off a cliff!" "But I don't want to live without my Swiss Army knife. You see, it fell down there. And I need to turn my pants into shorts, and I need the knife. Could you fly away now?" "Why? I love you! Is that so wrong that I love you that way? Truly, tell me." "I want to throw up now." So, he did. And it was nasty! Michael came and peed in it. But then Maria cleaned it up. "Oh"Maria said "this is disgusting." Later that day, Kyle was skipping rope with Maria when he suddenly fell flat on his cute little butt. And he laughed so loudly that the evil shapeshifter was frightened away. "Thank God," said Maria, who had gotten really snarky as there was no chocolate and she was craving some. So, she turned to Kyle and said, "Kyle, can you dip yourself in chocolate sauce so Laura can live out a certain fantasy? And Max, you should definitely try drinking more often. Just be careful of hangovers, they're horrible, but your ability to hold your liquor could be a help." Then Max grabbed Maria and gave her a big, wet, sloppy kiss. "Damn it, Max!" yelled Liz in frustration as she slapped him upside down. She ran over to Maria and screamed, "What the hell?" Maria glared at her and said, "Go kill a duck." Then Mr. Parker fell into the ditch. Then Nancy called, "Hey, Pool Boy, why don't yuo get the dead fish and fry it on our stove?" Then Alex grabbed Tess by the hair and said... And that's where we're at...so what does Alex say? |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 10:43 ] |
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"You freaky ass...!" |
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| Author: | bunniefuu [ 12/01/02 11:41 ] |
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"What the hell do you think... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/01/02 11:47 ] |
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you were doing, trying to kill me?" Then he... |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 13:36 ] |
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Socked her one good. And laughed. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/01/02 15:53 ] |
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Liz then hurt... |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 16:28 ] |
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Alex cause he... (Yeah, I wanted to ask if we were sticking with the 3 word thing or not... I think it's a good idea... What about everyone else?) |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/01/02 16:57 ] |
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Rebel...that's what I've been doing... didn't kill Tess. |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 17:17 ] |
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Then I guess that's what I'll to...  Instead she wanted... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/01/02 18:34 ] |
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to kill her... |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 18:41 ] |
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because of all... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/01/02 19:55 ] |
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the crap she... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/01/02 20:06 ] |
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put him through. **sorry - I didn't read the part about 3 words b/c I picked up the game later on. My bad. |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/01/02 21:21 ] |
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She would have... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/02/02 20:24 ] |
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tortured Tess slowly... |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/02/02 20:31 ] |
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using only his... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/02/02 20:43 ] |
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bellybutton lint and |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/02/02 20:44 ] |
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the gum from... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/02/02 20:48 ] |
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the bottom of... |
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| Author: | destinyrebel [ 12/02/02 20:49 ] |
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his shoes that... |
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