she wasn't invited!
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/20/02 15:04 ] |
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Well...Here's "Our Story" so far: Once upon a time, I saw a cat flying at JK's face. Who then exclaimed, "YOU KILLED ROSWELL!" And JK cried out,"But I don't know where you came from. I couldn't help the fate of Roswell. It was Roswell. I'm a completely clueless moron that preferred KH's bad idea's over Majandra Delfino's wonderful ideas." Just then, there was a loud crashing bang and everyone turned to see a pretty spaceship, sparkling. It was silver and glittery gold. And from a distance it looked full of people that were wearing spandex, whips, and bright green stripped antennas that glowed And they had bright purple suspenders and neon shorts. That's just the men. The women on the ship about puked when they heard the merry little men singing at the white wedding chapel that was holding a service for Max and Liz. And Maria was complaining, as usual, but Michael sang, while Isabel screamed, and Alex danced. The death of Kivar finally allowed evryone to rejoice. Meanwhile, Mr. Parker headed back to his car shouting about alien grandbabies. And Mrs. Parker assured him that Liz was on top of making sure no one would find out their secret. Max said that everything would be alright, if they could just talk tomorrow. But now Max wanted Liz to make love. They went back to the Crashdown and sat down. Suddenly, they heard clapping from (the) back. When they went to investigate, they, Michael and Maria, saw a green light coming from the TV set. Meanwhile, Alex and Isabel went down to the sheriff's spotted leopard couch and made out until Jesse walked in and asked why she wasn't attracted to him and she said, "You're too stiff!" His face turned red and he went to drink. (From THREAD 2): Meanwhile the FBI decided to leave the USA, thinking the aliens had up and disappered. When really the little blue bird told the FBI they jumped up and down. Then Michael killed them. Then Max and the gang partied all night! "Pregnate!" Liz shouted! "What?" asked Max! "Yep," she giggled. "But I thought..." "You thought wrong." "Oh. My. God!" "So, is it reality, or just a bif of moldy cheese you ate for dinner messing with your mind?: "It's reality, Max!" "Is it?" Liz sighed. "I think it's quitting time, "she said. So, they packed and headed out towards the Hoover Dam stopping only once for food and they made sure to pick up beef jerky. Can't travel without beef jerky! Suddenly, Tess appeared with the Fashion Police, and beat Liz because who actually wears yellow and orange together? I mean, really! Max, by the way, was helplessly agreeing with screenwriters from Warner Brothers about selling rights to the Roswell Story, so he huffed and then stomped away! "Where are you headed, Max?" Cory asked. "You're about to walk off a cliff!" "But I don't want to live without my Swiss Army knife. You see, it fell down there. And I need to turn my pants into shorts, and I need the knife. Could you fly away now?" "Why? I love you! Is that so wrong that I love you that way? Truly, tell me." "I want to throw up now." So, he did. And it was nasty! Michael came and peed in it. But then Maria cleaned it up. "Oh"Maria said "this is disgusting." Later that day, Kyle was skipping rope with Maria when he suddenly fell flat on his cute little butt. And he laughed so loudly that the evil shapeshifter was frightened away. "Thank God," said Maria, who had gotten really snarky as there was no chocolate and she was craving some. So, she turned to Kyle and said, "Kyle, can you dip yourself in chocolate sauce so Laura can live out a certain fantasy? And Max, you should definitely try drinking more often. Just be careful of hangovers, they're horrible, but your ability to hold your liquor could be a help." Then Max grabbed Maria and gave her a big, wet, sloppy kiss. "Damn it, Max!" yelled Liz in frustration as she slapped him upside down. She ran over to Maria and screamed, "What the hell?" Maria glared at her and said, "Go kill a duck." Then Mr. Parker fell into the ditch. Then Nancy called, "Hey, Pool Boy, why don't yuo get the dead fish and fry it on our stove?" Then Alex grabbed Tess by the hair and said, "You freaky ass! What the hell do you think you were doing, trying to kill me?" The he socked her one good. And laughed. Liz then hurt Alex cause he didn't kill Tess. Instead she wanted to kill her because of the crap she him through. She would have tortured Tess slowly using only his bellybutton lint and the gum from the bottom of his shoes that had been there when he walked through the swamp and through the amusement park where he stepped in gum and crap. It was only then that Alex knew what he had to do. So, he grabbed a hammer and took off to get a new piece of Tess. Liz cheered and turned to Max and she said, "That's the way to get rid of shit on the bottom of our shoes and the pain in our ass named Tess." Max thought the whole thing was ridibulous. If they wanted to get rid of Tess and her crap, all they had to do was blow her a huge balloon, and send her flying. Liz laughed and couldn't help but smack Max senseless. Meanwhile, the Crashdown was going crazy because Michael refused to cook in any mode but 'super slow', and was giving 'tude to Maria, who was going nuts, because Michael kept flirting with every bloody female who walked past the window, except her, and this was starting to bug her, because she should be the only woman to eat shrimp. But she's not, because she hates seafood. It gives her really bad headaches, and she can't go to the bathroom either. So, she quit eating seafodd for good. Michael then turned to her and dumped her. "What the hell?! Why'd you do think I care?" "Because" he said firmly. "You're having bad PMS today!" "Oh *bleep* you!" As she stormed back into the kitchen, where she wrapped her hands around his old coat hanging on the coatrack and threw it in his face! But afterwards, he apologized profusely and proposed to her. She gasped and slapped him across the tuchas because she was so shocked. But then she said, "YES!" They both cried. I mean, since when have Maria and Michael have been anything but dramatic, and far be it from them not to make a scene. They ran to the Elvis Chapel in Vegas and they got hitched! Ok, what happens next? Remember, 3-4 words each...makes thing more interesting! LOL |
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| Author: | bunniefuu [ 12/20/02 15:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Our Story Goes On.... |
Liz cried because.. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/20/02 15:08 ] |
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she wasn't invited!
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/20/02 15:51 ] |
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Maria's mom was... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/20/02 18:03 ] |
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also upset because... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/21/02 07:21 ] |
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she hates Michael. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/21/02 12:15 ] |
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And Max was... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/21/02 12:53 ] |
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crying because he... |
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| Author: | The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 12/21/02 12:59 ] |
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hadn't been able to eat Cream of Wheat that morning, and he had to have it because |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/21/02 13:00 ] |
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his tummy hurt. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/21/02 14:43 ] |
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But Michael and... |
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| Author: | The Zookeepers Apprentice [ 12/21/02 14:44 ] |
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Trash had plans of their own to |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/21/02 15:18 ] |
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get Max to... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/21/02 21:25 ] |
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get over the... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/22/02 10:05 ] |
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breakup with Liz. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/22/02 12:32 ] |
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Liz was mad... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/22/02 12:51 ] |
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at Max again. |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/22/02 12:53 ] |
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Because he was... |
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| Author: | fdlaura(d) [ 12/22/02 12:55 ] |
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being an ass... |
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| Author: | destinyros2005 [ 12/22/02 12:55 ] |
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as usual. And... |
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