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conversation ... I tried to start one, but you damn slipped and fell, LMAO  
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Well what can I say?  I've got to stay in character right? 
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bunniefuu wrote: I'm working on it. You can quote me on that.  Done  
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KYLE: Evans! I know you're somewhere. You weren't that far ahead of me. Here Maxie, Maxie, Maxie!
MAX: I wanna thank you, Kyle, for giving me a new outlook on things.
KYLE: How the hell did you get up there?
MAX: I used the ladder.
KYLE: There is no ladder.
MAX: Well, yeah, now.
KYLE: Whatever. Get down before you break your neck and everybody blames me for getting you trashed. Maybe getting you drunk wasn't such a good idea.
MAX: No, no, you were right.
KYLE: I was?
MAX: Yeah. All the stuff you said...about me, about Liz. I've been keeping all this stuff inside...not confronting the horrible, ugly truth of it all. I've been hiding for years, Kyle. Years. But it's time the real Max comes out.
KYLE: He wouldn't be gay, by any chance, would he?
MAX: You're funny, kyle. You're really funny. No matter how much of a jackass you're being...you always know how to turn a phrase.
KYLE: You think I'm a jackass?
MAX: Yeah, see? See? Secret-keeper Max would never say that to your face. But the real Max...he'll tell you everything he thinks. No inhibitions. You should try it.
KYLE: Ok, so let's be brutally honest with each other here, shall we? You and Liz are in love.
MAX: No flies on you, Kyle.
KYLE: Ok, so then why aren't you together?
MAX: The problem is that I'm a serious, dark-haired mystery man from an exotic place.
KYLE: But that's exactly what she wants.
MAX: Women.
KYLE: Yeah. Go figure. We're a couple of big, fat losers, Evans.
MAX: Well, that's a little harsh, don't you think?
KYLE: Not harsh, but true. I mean, the point is we've let ourselves sink. I mean, look at us. We're beaten.
MAX: Not unless we give up.
KYLE: Well, in case you haven't noticed, we're here in the gutter while she's off smooching with dogboy.
MAX: We're gonna win her back.
KYLE: We are?
MAX: We're gonna show her how we feel about her and she's gonna forget all about Mr. Shallow and come back to us.
KYLE: Shellow.
MAX: Come on.
KYLE: Well, how do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays?
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When Max replied to the ladder comment with, "well, yeah, now." Just the way he said it
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Yeah, that was funny too! "What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on ebay?" -Kyle
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Jesse: [Isabel is shot] Oh, my God. Have you called an ambulance?
Michael: No, no, no, no, no!
Jesse: Well, what's wrong with you?
Michael: Hey, no ambulance, no hospital.
Jesse: She'll die, you idiot!
[Jesse punches Michael in the face]
Jesse: What the hell is wrong with you?
Michael: Hey, you can't take her to the hospital, you can't!
Jesse: Why? Tell me why.
Michael: Because your wife isn't human. Okay? Understand that? Your wife is not human.
Jesse: Stop the crap!
Valenti: Ramirez! Look.
[Electricity is sparking all over Isabel's hand]
Valenti: It's true, Jesse. I know you don't wanna accept it, but it's true. She's not human.
Jesse: What?
Michael: She's alien. We both are.
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Max: What happened?
Michael: It's over.
Max: What? My Dad found something, what?
Michael: No, it's not that. I saw Maria and what's-his name, Billy, together.
Max: Together as in together?
Michael: Worse.
Max: What could be worse?
Michael: They were singing together.
Max: So you're jealous?
Michael: I'm not jealous! [Makes a lamp explode] Michael: My powers are slightly out of whack.
Max: Out of whack?
Michael: I've been blowing things up all day.
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ISABEL Did you forget something? JESSE Yeah, my balls. [Max and Michael laughs] Were you guys just talking about me? ISABEL That's a little paranoid, don't you think? I mean the whole world doesn't revolve around you. MAX It revolves around Michael. MICHAEL That's a fact.
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Quote: Michael: I've been blowing things up all day.
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Oh, Michael... 
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Michael: There's a lot about you Maria. There's a lot about you, but I think what means the most to me is that you're open. You know I can look into your eyes and I can see you. I can see what you're thinking. I can see what you're feeling. How much I mean to you sometimes, how much I piss you off sometimes. But I can always see you.
Maria: I see you too.
Michael: No, no you don't see me. You know when Max and Liz would kiss, and Liz would get the flashes? And when we would kiss you didn't. I know how much that hurt you.
Maria: That doesn't matter to me anymore Michael.
Michael: The reason you didn't get the flashes is because I didn't let you get them. I didn't let you see me. I've never let anyone see me before...because there are things inside of me that I don't want people to see. There's things inside of me that I'm not so proud of. But I've thought about it, and I want you to see me.
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Maria: What, are you saving the world from alien invasion?
Michael: Would that keep you from kicking my ass?
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Quote: and I want you to see me. I actually remember how his voie cracks when he says that. Oh God, I think I need abstinence from this board or I'll be right back to where I was ten years ago. ;) How's that for evolutional theory, Darwin.
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Funny I feel like I could be as ddicted as I was back then too sometimes it is nice to see you here though. Classic 285 moments Maria: So, do you get hungry just like the rest of us? Michael: [pointing to the hotel bed] I don't suppose we could share? Maria: Not if you were the last alien on Earth. Maria: Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes. Do your Samantha/Jeannie/alien thing. Michael: I can't. Maria: Why not? If there was ever a time to have a secret power, this is it. Maria: You kidnap me and blow up my car and you expect me to spend the night with you in here? Michael: Not exactly my fantasy evening either. 
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I swear my memory is just... that of a blue fish right now... 