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5.17 99 Problems Air Date: 8 April 2010 Teaser THEN EXT. Lisa BRAEDEN's HOME - DAY Lisa BRAEDEN Dean! Dean Lisa. You know how I never mentioned my job? This is my job. Lisa: Ben wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you. You're welcome to stay. Dean I can't. It's not my life. INT. MOTEL - DAY Castiel There is someone besides Michael strong enough to take on Lucifer. Sam: Who's that? Castiel God. I'm going to find God. INT. GARDEN OF HEAVEN - DAY JOSHUA I'm Joshua. Sam: You talk to God? JOSHUA He knows that the Apocalypse has begun. He just doesn't think it's His problem. Dean Not His problem? JOSHUA He's finished. Dean Just another deadbeat dad with a bunch of excuses, right? INT. Hotel - NIGHT Castiel Maybe Joshua was lying. Sam: I don't think he was. Castiel You son of a bitch. I believed... Sam: Find another way. We can still stop all this, Dean. Dean How? Sam: I don't know. But we'll find it. You and me. We'll find it. NOW Act One EXT. Impala, HIGHWAY - NIGHT Sam: Drive faster, Dean. Dean I can't! Are you okay? Sam: Yeah, I'm amazing. Dean You ever seen that many? Sam: No. No way, not in one place. Dean What the hell? Dean Damn it! ROB says Enochian exorcism. Dean Well that's something you don't see every day. ROB You two alright? Dean Peachy. ROB Be careful. It's…dangerous around here. Dean Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. ROB No need to thank us. Dean No, hold up a sec! Who are you? ROB We're the Sacrament Lutheran Militia. Dean I'm sorry—the what? ROB I hate to tell you this, but those were demons and this is the Apocalypse. So…buckle up. EXT. ROAD - NIGHT Sam: Looks like we're in the Same line of business. Dean And among colleagues. That's a police-issued shotgun. That truck is, uh…inspired. Where'd you guys pick up all this crap? PAUL You know you pick things up along the way. Dean Guys, come on. This whole corner of the state is nuts with demon omens. We just want to help. That's all. Sam: We're on the Same team here. Just talk to us. ROB Follow us. EXT. CHURCH - DAY JANE Dylan, it's a church. Headphones off. DYLAN Yes, mom. INT. CHURCH - DAY PASTOR GIDEON Who would have thought the Apocalypse could be so romantic? Marriage, family—it's a blessing. Especially in times like this. So hold on to that. Sam: Wedding? Sam scoffs. Sam: Seriously? PAUL Yeah. We've had eight so far this week. EXT. CHURCH - DAY CROWD Congratulations! Yay! PASTOR GIDEON So Rob tells me you boys hunt demons. Sam: Uh…yes sir. PASTOR GIDEON You missed a few. Sam: Yeah. Tell us about it. Any idea why they're here? PASTOR GIDEON shakes his head. PASTOR GIDEON They sure seem to like us, though. Follow me, gentlemen. INT. CHURCH - DAY Dean So you're a preacher? PASTOR GIDEON Not what you expected, huh? Dean Well, dude, you're packing. PASTOR GIDEON Strange times. INT. CHURCH BASEMENT - DAY Dean Is that a twelve-year-old packing salt rounds? PASTOR GIDEON Everybody pitches in. Sam: So, the whole church? PASTOR GIDEON The whole town. Dean A whole town full of hunters. I don't know whether to run screaming or buy a condo. PASTOR GIDEON Well the demons were killing us. We had to do something. Sam: So why not call the National Guard? PASTOR GIDEON We were told not to. Sam: By who? PASTOR GIDEON doesn't answer. Dean Come on, Padre. You're as locked and loaded as we've ever seen. And that exorcism was Enochian. Someone's telling you something. PASTOR GIDEON Look, I'm sorry, I, uh, I can't discuss it. LEAH GIDEON Dad, it's okay. PASTOR GIDEON Leah— LEAH It's Sam and Dean Winchester. They're safe. I know all about them. Dean You do? LEAH Sure. From the angels. Dean The angels. Awesome. LEAH Don't worry. They can't see you here. The…marks on your ribs, right? Sam: So you know all about us because angels told you? LEAH Yes. Among other things. Dean Like the snappy little exorcism spell. LEAH And they show me where the demons are going to be, before it happens. How to fight back. PASTOR GIDEON Never been wrong. Not once. She's very special. LEAH Dad… Dean And let me guess. Before you see something, you get a really bad migraine, you see flashing lights? LEAH How'd you know? Dean ‘Cause you're not the first prophet we've met. But you are the cutest. PASTOR GIDEON gives Dean a look. Dean I mean that with total respect, of course. INT. PAUL's TAVERN - DAY Castiel's VOICEMAIL You have reached the voicemail box of: Castiel I don't understand why, why do you want me to say my name? Castiel presses random buttons. Sam: Cas, hey, uh, it's me. So we are in Blue Earth, Minnesota, and um, we could use a little help. I…hope you get this. Sam: Busy night? PAUL I'm telling you, since The End started, it's been like one long last call. That round's on me. Sam: Thanks. Dean So, did you get a hold of Cas? Sam: Yeah, I left him a message. I think. So uh, what's your theory? Why all of the demon hits? Dean I don't know. Gank the girl? The prophet, maybe? Sam shakes his head. Dean What? Sam: Just these angels are sending these people to do their dirty work. Dean Yeah. And? Sam: And they could get ripped to shreds. Dean We're all gonna die, Sam. In like a month—maybe two. I mean it. This is the end of the world, but these people aren't freaking out. In fact they're running to the exit in an orderly fashion. I don't know that that's such a bad thing. Sam: Who says they're all gonna die? What ever happened to us saving them? Church bells toll, people exit. Dean Something I said? Sam: Paul. What's going on? PAUL Leah's had another vision. Sam: Wanna go to church? Dean You know me—downright pious. INT. CHURCH - DAY PASTOR GIDEON Three miles off Talmadge Road. LEAH whispers to PASTOR GIDEON. PASTOR GIDEON Five miles. There are demons gathered. I…don't know how many, but a lot. Thank you, Leah. So, who's going to join me? ROB Wouldn't miss it. PAUL Someone's got to cover Rob's ass. Dean We're in, Padre. PASTOR GIDEON Thank you. I'd like to offer a prayer. "Our Father in Heaven-- Dean Yeah, not so much. PASTOR GIDEON Help us to fight in your name. We ask that you protect us from all servants of evil. Guide our hands in defeating them, and deliver us home, safely. Thank you, Amen. EXT. WOODS – DAY PASTOR GIDEON directs the crew to battle. INT. Demon HOUSE - DAY DYLAN speaks Enochian exorcism. PASTOR GIDEON speaks Enochian exorcism. DYLAN speaks Enochian exorcism. EXT. WOODS - DAY Sam sighs. Sam: I guess that's what it's like, huh? Dean What? Sam: Having backup. DYLAN Dean. Sam. Dean Yo. DYLAN Hey. So, um, is—is that—is that cool that I get a ride back with you guys? Dean Hey, you've saved my ass twice already. One more time, you can drive. Get a beer? Dean Hey, you earned it. Don't tell your mom. DYLAN Oh, believe me—I will not. DYLAN screams. Dean Dylan! DYLAN is attacked by a demon and killed. Dean No! Act Two EXT. CHURCH - DAY Dean Ma'am, we're just, um, very sorry. JANE You know…this is your fault. ROB Jane. Come on. INT. CHURCH - DAY PASTOR GIDEON I wish I knew what to say. But I don't. I'm so sorry, Jane, Rob. There are no words. Dylan… I don't know why this happened. I don't know why any of this is happening. I got no easy answers. But what I do know is—Leah, honey? LEAH falls and has a seizure. PASTOR GIDEON Leah, honey? Honey? It's okay sweetie. It's okay. LEAH Dad, it's Dylan. PASTOR GIDEON Just rest a minute, huh? LEAH No, listen. Dylan's coming back. ROB Jeez. LEAH Jane, Rob… It's going to be okay. You'll see Dylan again. When the final day comes, Judgement Day, he'll be resurrected and you'll be together again. We'll all be together. With all our loved ones. We've been chosen. The angels have chosen us. And we will be given paradise on earth. All we have to do is follow the angels' commandments. EXT. CHURCH - DAY Sam: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed ninety percent of your personality. Dean Yeah, well, whatever. When in Rome. Sam: So, uh…you're cool with it? Dean I'm not cool. I'm not, not cool. I'm just, look man, I'm not a prophet. We're not locals. It's not my call. I'll catch up with you. INT. CHURCH OFFICE - DAY Dean This a bad time? LEAH In general. Now's okay. Dean Angel stuff really takes it out of you, huh? LEAH Can't complain. I know you have it worse. So…what's on your mind, Dean? Dean sighs. Dean: Don't take this the wrong way but…are you on the level? LEAH About what? Dean About paradise. LEAH What about it? Dean I want to know what the angels are telling you. Everything. LEAH Well, uh… Dean: You can skip the rainbows. LEAH There's gonna be a prize-fight. And…it's gonna get bad. But after we win—and we will—the planet gets handed over to the chosen. And…it's finally peaceful. No monsters, no disease, no death. You're just…with the people you love. Dean Of course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice—being chosen. LEAH Well, Dean…you're chosen. Dean Yeah, more like cursed. LEAH Must be hard. Being the Vessel of Heaven and having no hope. INT. PAUL's TAVERN - DUSK Sam: Hey. So what happened to, uh, "the Apocalypse is good for business?" PAUL Oh yeah, right up until Leah's angel pals banned the good stuff. Wanna help me kill some inventory? Sam: Sure. PAUL Don't get me wrong. I grew up here. I love this town, but uh, well, these holy rollers? Sam: Yeah, yeah, I uh, I noticed you're not the praying type. PAUL Yeah, well, between you and me, neither are half those guys. A couple of months back, they're all in here, getting wasted, banging the nanny. Now they're all Warriors of God. Cheers. Sam: Cheers. PAUL Look, there's sure as hell demons. And maybe there is a God. I don't know. Fine. But I'm not a hypocrite. I never prayed before and I ain't starting now. If I go to hell, I'm going honest. How ‘bout you? Sam: What about me? PAUL Not a true believer, I take it. Sam: I believe, yeah. I do. I'm just. Pretty sure God stopped caring a long time ago. Sam and PAUL scoff. INT. GREEN VALLEY MOTEL - NIGHT Dean Where you been? Sam: Drinkin'. Dean You rebel. Sam: I'd have had more, um, but it was curfew. Dean Right. Sam: You hear they shut down the cell towers? Dean No. That's, uh, news to me. Sam: Yeah. No cable, internet. Total cut off from the "corruption of the outside world." Dean Huh. Sam: Don't you get it? They're turning this place into some kind of fundamentalist compound. Dean No, I get it. Sam: And all you've got's a "hmm?" What's wrong with you? Dean I get it. I just don't care. Sam: What? Dean What difference does it make? Sam: It makes a hell of a— Sam: At what point does this become too far for you? Stoning? Poisoned Kool-Aid? The angels are toying with these people! Dean Angel world, angel rules, man. Sam: And since when is that okay with you? Dean Since the angels' got the only lifeboats on the Titanic. I mean, who exactly is supposed to come along and save these people? It was supposed to be us, but we can't do it. Sam: So what? You wanna, you wanna just want to stop fighting, roll over? Dean I don't know, maybe. Sam: Don't say that. Dean Why not? Sam: Cause you can't do this. Dean Actually, I can. Sam: No you can't. You can't do this to me. Sam: I got one thing, one thing, keeping me going. You think you're the only one white-knuckling it here, Dean? I can't count on anyone else. I can't do this alone. Sam: Dean. Dean I got to clear my head. Sam: It's past curfew. It's past curfew. Act Three INT. CHURCH - NIGHT ELISE Leah, what's wrong? LEAH Daddy, can I talk to you for a second? PASTOR GIDEON Of course. PASTOR GIDEON Leah, honey, w-what is it? LEAH I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They're just so angry. PASTOR GIDEON Who's angry? LEAH The angels. PASTOR GIDEON Why are they angry? LEAH They said… They said that we can't go to paradise. JANE What? But we're doing everything they say! LEAH They said they gave clear commandments, but some people aren't listening. ROB Who, Leah? INT. MOTEL - NIGHT Castiel I got your message. It was long, your message. And I find the sound of your voice grating. Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you…drunk? Castiel No!…Yes. Sam: What the hell happened to you? Castiel I found a liquor store. Sam: And? Castiel And I drank it. Why'd you call me? Sam: Whoa. There you go. Easy. Are you okay? Castiel Don't ask stupid questions. Tell me what you need. Sam: T-there have been these—these demon attacks. Massive, right on the edge of town. And we can't figure out why they're— Castiel Any sign of angels? Sam: Sort of. They've been speaking to this prophet. Castiel Who? Sam: This girl, Leah Gideon. Castiel She's not a prophet. Sam: I'm pretty sure she is. Visions, headaches—the whole package. Castiel The names of all[i]the prophets, they're seared into my brain. Leah Gideon is not one of them. Sam: Then what is she? EXT. STRIP MALL – NIGHT Dean is walking and hears loud voices and smashing glass. INT. PAUL's TAVERN - NIGHT PASTOR GIDEON Please, guys, guys, guys! PAUL I'm not going to tell you again! PASTOR GIDEON Take a breath, both of you! PAUL You come onto my property, spouting some kind of crazy— ROB Sorry, Paul. There's no other way! PAUL Come on! What country is this, huh? Dean Need a hand, Padre? PASTOR GIDEON Just, everybody cool down for a minute! PAUL "Cool down," hmm? My friends are trying to run me out of town. Do you think I should cool down? ROB I'm sorry, Paul. It is not our choice. PAUL Oh, come on. That's bull. ROB You've got to go—for everyone's sake! PAUL We grew up together. I stood up at your wedding! JANE Yes, you did. But that was then. And now you're standing against the flock. PAUL That's not true. I fight with you. JANE This is a town of believers, Paul. You are not a believer. ROB Don't make this hard for us. PAUL Hard for you? No. This is my home. You want me out of here? You'll have to drag me out. Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't want to do this. ROB Get out of my— PASTOR GIDEON No, no, no. JANE No one's gonna stop me from seeing my son again. INT. MOTEL - DAY Sam: We went out looking for—You alright? Dean Yeah. It's—it's not my blood. Paul's dead. Sam: What?! Dean Jane shot him. Castiel It's starting. Dean What's starting? Where the hell have you been? Castiel: On a bender. Dean Did he—did you say "on a bender?" Sam: Yeah. He's still pretty smashed. Castiel It is not of import. We need to talk about what's happening here. Dean Well I'm all ears. Sam: Well, for starters…Leah is not a real prophet. Dean Well, what is she, exactly? Castiel The whore. Dean Wow. Cas, tell us what you really think. Castiel She rises when Lucifer walks the earth. "And she shall come, bearing false prophecy." This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelation calls her "the Whore of Babylon." Dean Well, that's catchy. Sam: The real Leah was probably killed months ago. Dean: What about the demons attacking the town? Castiel: They're under her control. Dean And the Enochian exorcism? Castiel Fake. It actually means, "you, um, breed with the mouth of a goat." Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian. Dean So the demons smoking out—that's just a con? Why? What's the endgame? Castiel What you just saw—innocent blood spilled in God's name. Sam: You heard all that heaven talk. She manipulates people. Dean: To slaughter and kill and sing preppy little hymns. Awesome. Castiel Her goal is to condemn as many souls to hell as possible. And it's…just beginning. She's well on her way to dragging this whole town into the pit. Dean Alright. So, then, how do we go Pimp of Babylon all over this bitch? INT. CHURCH BASEMENT – DAY JANE I only wanted to…Did I make it worse? Did I make the angels angry? LEAH Jane. The angels—they understand. JANE They do? LEAH What you did was for the greater good. JANE Yes. Yes. LEAH We all liked Paul. But he was a sinner, and he would have taken us down with him. You saved us. JANE Thank you. PASTOR GIDEON How can that be okay? She killed him. That sin is so much greater— LEAH It's not a sin to strike down evil. PASTOR GIDEON But how can the angels— LEAH You always taught me we have to have faith. INT. MOTEL - NIGHT Castiel puts down a wooden stake on the table in front of Sam and Dean. Castiel The whore can be killed with that. It's a stake made from a cypress tree in Babylon. Dean Great. Let's ventilate her. Castiel It's not that easy. Dean ‘Course not. Castiel The whore can only be killed by a true Servant of Heaven. Dean Servant, like… Castiel Not you. Or me. Sam, of course, is an abomination. We'll have to find someone else. INT. CHURCH - NIGHT LEAH The angels…I don't know why they've chosen us. But they have. And today…Today, they told me the most important thing yet. Tonight, at midnight…I'm sorry. It's just that we knew this day would come, and it's here—the final judgement. Now, we need to do this right. We don't have much time. They angels said we're not ready. There are still a few elements that need to be taken care of. Sinners. CROWD murmurs and looks around at each other. PASTOR GIDEON (to the crowd) Now, uh, now, everybody calm down. Just hold on. PASTOR GIDEON (to LEAH) Leah, you're scaring these people. LEAH Now, I don't want us to panic, but we have to hurry. PASTOR GIDEON (to LEAH) Stop it. LEAH I've been given instructions, names. PASTOR GIDEON (to LEAH) Wait. Let's go. What are you doing? Stop it! You're going to get somebody killed. LEAH Let me go. Or the next sinner I name will be you. EXT. CHURCH PARKING LOT - NIGHT Castiel Pastor David Gideon. PASTOR GIDEON Yeah. Who are you? Castiel I'm an angel of the Lord. PASTOR GIDEON Yeah, sure. INT. MOTEL - NIGHT PASTOR GIDEON What the hell was that? Dean Yeah, he wasn't lying about the angel thing. Have a seat, Padre. We got to have a chat. PASTOR GIDEON looks at the cypress stake and shakes his head. PASTOR GIDEON No. She's my daughter. Dean I'm sorry, but she's not. She's the thing that killed your daughter. PASTOR GIDEON That's impossible. Sam: But it's true. And deep down, you know it. Look, we get it—it's too much. But if you don't do this, she's going to kill a lot of people. And damn the rest to hell. Dean picks up the stake and holds it out to PASTOR GIDEON. PASTOR GIDEON It's just…Why does it have to be me? Castiel You're a Servant of Heaven. PASTOR GIDEON And you're an angel. Castiel Poor example of one. EXT. MOTEL - NIGHT Dean closes the trunk of the Impala, walks around the driver's side, and reaches in an open window. He grabs a bottle of aspirin. Dean Heads up. Dean tosses the bottle to Castiel. Castiel How many should I take? Dean: You? You should probably just down the whole bottle. Castiel Thanks. Dean Yeah, don't mention it. Yeah, I've been there. I'm a big expert on deadbeat dads. So…Yeah, I get it. I know how you feel. Castiel How do you manage it? Dean On a good day, you get to kill a whore. INT. CHURCH BASEMENT - NIGHT ELISE Rob, Jane, please! Come on, it's me! It's Elise! JANE Sorry. Really. But you know we have to do this. LEAH We're putting them in the storage unit. ELISE No! No! CROWD shouts and pushes, trying to get out. LEAH Jane, is that everyone? JANE Yeah. LEAH Okay, then. Get the keRosene. LEAH What? JANE There are kids in there. LEAH The angels named them for a reason. Jane…Your son needs you to do this. INT. CHURCH OFFICE - NIGHT LEAH looks into a mirror in the wardrobe and shows her true face. Castiel grabs LEAH and holds her for PASTOR GIDEON. LEAH Daddy! Don't hurt me! Sam: Gideon, now! LEAH chants in Enochian, putting a spell on Castiel. LEAH [i]Pizin noco iad. Castiel: Aah! LEAH uses a form of telekinesis to push away PASTOR GIDEON, Sam, and Dean. She runs off while they get up. Sam: Gideon! Wait! No! Castiel is left groaning on the ground. INT. CHURCH BASEMENT – NIGHT LEAH Help me! He's a demon! CROWD fights PASTOR GIDEON as he comes in, causing him to lose the cypress stake. LEAH Light the keRosene. Dean: Come on, come on! The SINNERS locked in the storage room beg to be let out. Sam tackles ROB before he can light the keRosene, and then throws the lighter across the room. LEAH knocks Dean down with her telekinesis. Dean reaches for the cypress stake. LEAH Please. Like you're a servant of Heaven. JANE Let me go! LEAH This is why my team's gonna win. You're the great vessel? You're pathetic, self-hating, and faithless. It's the end of the world. And you're just gonna sit back and watch it happen. Dean grabs the stake, punches LEAH, and stakes her. Dean Don't be so sure, whore. LEAH's body shakes and the stake catches on fire. It explodes, leaving a burning hole where it entered her body. JANE But…I don't understand. How are we supposed to get to paradise now? Dean I'm sorry. Pretty sure you're headed in a different direction. PASTOR GIDEON attempts to stand. Sam grabs him and helps him up. Sam: Gotcha. Dean: Come on. EXT. CHURCH BASEMENT's STAIRS – NIGHT Dean and Sam have Castiel and PASTOR GIDEON and are helping them walk up the stairs. Sam: Dean, how did you do that? Dean What? Sam: Kill her. Dean Long run of luck held out, I guess. Sam: Last I checked, she could only be ganked by a servant of Heaven. Dean Well, what do you want me to tell you? I saw a shot. I went for it. Sam and Dean get PASTOR GIDEON and Castiel into the backseat of the Impala. Dean: Alright. Here we go. Sam: Watch your head, now. Sam: Are you gonna do something stupid? Dean Like what? Sam: Like Michael stupid. Dean Come on, Sam. Give me a break. INT. MOTEL – NIGHT Dean How's the head? PASTOR GIDEON I'm seeing double. But that may be the painkillers. Dean: You'll be okay. PASTOR GIDEON No. Sam: Where you going? Dean I'm just gonna grab some clean bandages out of the trunk. Relax. Sam: There. How's that? Dean starts the Impala and revs the engine. Sam runs out after him while Dean speeds away. EXT. MOTEL PARKING LOT - NIGHT Sam: Damn it! Dean! Dean! Act Four EXT. HIGHWAY – NIGHT Dean is driving alone. EXT. FRONT PORCH - DAY Dean knocks. Lisa BRAEDEN answers. Lisa: Dean. Dean Hi, Lisa. I didn't have your number, uh, so… Lisa: No. No, it's okay. I'm—I'm…just surprised. Dean How's Ben? Lisa: Good. Good. He's at baseball. Dean You moved. It's a…nice house. Lisa: Dean, you didn't come all the way here to talk about real estate. You alright? Dean No, not really. Lisa: Well, what is it? Dean: Look, I have no illusions, okay? I know the life that I live, I know how that's gonna end for me. Whatever. I'm okay with that. But I wanted you to know…that when I do picture myself happy…it's with you. And the kid. Lisa: Wow. Dean: I mean, you don't have to say anything. Lisa: No, I…I mean, I know. I know. I want to. Come inside. Let me get you a beer. Dean I wish I could. Take care of yourself, Lisa. Lisa: No, wait, wait! You can't just drop a bombshell like that and then leave. Dean I know. I'm sorry. But I don't have a choice. Lisa: Yeah, you do. You do. You can come inside and let me get you a beer. We can talk. Dean Lisa, wait a minute. Things are about to get really bad. Lisa: Like how? Like your kind of bad? Dean Worse. Next few days, the crap you're gonna see on your TV, it's gonna be downright trippy. Scary. But I don't want you to worry, because I'm making arrangements for you and Ben. Lisa: Arrangements? Dean Whatever happens, you're gonna be okay. Lisa: What do you mean? What are you talking about? Dean The people that I'm gonna see next, they're not gonna get anything from me without agreeing to a few conditions. Lisa: Just...just come inside. Please. And whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it. Dean: I have to. Lisa: Just stay an hour. At least say bye to Ben. Dean It's better if I don't. Dean kisses Lisa. Dean: Bye, Lisa.

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